so im watching alito speak right now
Cosmo
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He's the keynote speaker at wifeys graduation from law school. Should I throw a spitball at him? Do you think these dudes got a serious security detail? Yo fuck this dude. Yo I'm crazy hungover last night I should start vomiting really loudly in the middle of his speech.
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This is fucking killing me. I'm so hungover
A kid at my high school threw a handful of apple cobbler at Miss America who was visiting Mankato East High School, and pegged her in the head, a one-in-a-million shot. Made the national and even international news, and even Paul Harvey did a commentary on it. This was in like '83-'84 if I remember. Good times.
Having a Supreme Court Justice talk at your graduation is high honor. I think you should listen and clap politely.
OF course it's a high honor, nobody was ever saying it wasn't, but he's a prick. But wifey went up and got her JD and got shook Alito's hand and got a photo with him and all.
Of course he is a prick, I wasn't ever saying he wasn't.
When he upholds the constitutionality of Bush declaring martial law and suspending election we will all laugh about how you could have killed him and spared the nation but instead took my advice and clapped nicely.
Congrats to your wife!