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escort agency offers virgin service for geeks

Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
edited May 2007 in Strut Central
no offense but i just thought there may be some people who frequent this site who might find this information usefull-Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks[/b] A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks.Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared."Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body."When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.She added: "You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience."Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin."http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2296525.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife

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  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    Ouch, 30 and still not, erghm, deflowered?


















    ....oh and
  • cascas 1,484 Posts
    speaking of taking showers or baths with your lady friend. try this shit.

    slide up to your girl and say...

    "remember how you said that you don't want us to keep any secrets from each other?"

    this'll catch her off guard and get her concerned. then drop this.

    "the last time we took a shower together i peed on your butt and you never even noticed."

    that shit is hella fun.



    Only gin and Tang guzzled out a rusty tin can and all that shit.

    i call this format the double dutch style. feel free to bite my style.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    speaking of taking showers or baths with your lady friend. try this shit.

    slide up to your girl and say...

    "remember how you said that you don't want us to keep any secrets from each other?"

    this'll catch her off guard and get her concerned. then drop this.

    "the last time we took a shower together i peed on your butt and you never even noticed."

    that shit is hella fun.



    Only gin and Tang guzzled out a rusty tin can and all that shit.

    i call this format the double dutch style. feel free to bite my style.



    omg
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Ten Tips for 30 Year Old Virgins

    1) Tell your date that the woman you live with is your housekeeper. Deny it's your Mother at all costs.

    2) You know that scantily clad woman you met on the street today that asked you if you wanted a "date", DON'T bring that woman home to meet your.... ummmm..... Housekeeper.

    3) Never, ever talk about records when on a date....all that talk about 7, 10 and 12 inches will only lead to disappointment for your date.

    4) Don't be cheap. Be prepared to spend money on your date. As a matter of fact, I'd ask her what she was gonna cost right up front.

    5) Don't use your real name at first, introduce yourself simply as "John". She'll understand.

    6) No matter how desperate you are, if your date is visbly pregnant, walk away son.

    7) Don't worry about that big dude standing behind her with the brass knuckles, he's just her "Manager".

    8) If you wonder why your date needs a manager just remember, Jerry Springer pays for a round trip for two PLUS meals!!

    9) If she says that the bulge in her pants is an Ipod ask to see it just to make sure!!

    10) Regardless of what you've been taught, masturbation is NOT a sin.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Rock,

    You seem to have some experience in these things.


    Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a 30 year old virgin. (Not everyone can be like Ashrock...)

    Ten Tips for 30 Year Old Virgins

    1) Tell your date that the woman you live with is your housekeeper. Deny it's your Mother at all costs.

    2) You know that scantily clad woman you met on the street today that asked you if you wanted a "date", DON'T bring that woman home to meet your.... ummmm..... Housekeeper.

    3) Never, ever talk about records when on a date....all that talk about 7, 10 and 12 inches will only lead to disappointment for your date.

    4) Don't be cheap. Be prepared to spend money on your date. As a matter of fact, I'd ask her what she was gonna cost right up front.

    5) Don't use your real name at first, introduce yourself simply as "John". She'll understand.

    6) No matter how desperate you are, if your date is visbly pregnant, walk away son.

    7) Don't worry about that big dude standing behind her with the brass knuckles, he's just her "Manager".

    8) If you wonder why your date needs a manager just remember, Jerry Springer pays for a round trip for two PLUS meals!!

    9) If she says that the bulge in her pants is an Ipod ask to see it just to make sure!!

    10) Regardless of what you've been taught, masturbation is NOT a sin.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Ten Tips for 30 Year Old Virgins

    1) Tell your date that the woman you live with is your housekeeper. Deny it's your Mother at all costs.

    2) You know that scantily clad woman you met on the street today that asked you if you wanted a "date", DON'T bring that woman home to meet your.... ummmm..... Housekeeper.

    3) Never, ever talk about records when on a date....all that talk about 7, 10 and 12 inches will only lead to disappointment for your date.

    4) Don't be cheap. Be prepared to spend money on your date. As a matter of fact, I'd ask her what she was gonna cost right up front.

    5) Don't use your real name at first, introduce yourself simply as "John". She'll understand.

    6) No matter how desperate you are, if your date is visbly pregnant, walk away son.

    7) Don't worry about that big dude standing behind her with the brass knuckles, he's just her "Manager".

    8) If you wonder why your date needs a manager just remember, Jerry Springer pays for a round trip for two PLUS meals!!

    9) If she says that the bulge in her pants is an Ipod ask to see it just to make sure!!

    10) Regardless of what you've been taught, masturbation is NOT a sin.


    ^^^ 10 black vinyl crack addict dating commandments
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a 30 year old virgin. (Not everyone can be like Ashrock...)



    OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!!
    O.W. TAKIN IT THERE
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Rock,

    You seem to have some experience in these things.



    Yep, I used to own a pair of brass knuckles.
  • kalakala 3,362 Posts
    this should've been posted at HKUNT's waxidermy it would be more useful there
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    this should've been posted at HKUNT's waxidermy it would be more useful there


    Then you wouldn't have been able to read it, and I'm betting you can benefit from this thread.
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    speaking of taking showers or baths with your lady friend. try this shit.

    slide up to your girl and say...

    "remember how you said that you don't want us to keep any secrets from each other?"

    this'll catch her off guard and get her concerned. then drop this.

    "the last time we took a shower together i peed on your butt and you never even noticed."

    that shit is hella fun.


    She woke up in the morning and her face was coated
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    She woke up in the morning and her face was coated


    b/w

    Loose Joints - Is It All Over My Face
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