screw records, movies, comics, collectable foreign objects Im talking about the greatest thing ever made. The mother fucking twix bar.
It really is damn tasty. The kingsize is a bit too much though. And the limited white chocolate one wasn't my thing. Can't beat the original. I'm also a huge Bounty fan.
i'm not gonna lie.. TWIX used to be my shit... but the quality of MARS bars has gotten considerably lower over the years... nowadays the chocolate hardly tastes like real chocolate and the cracker doesn't have that same crunch it used to.
now whatchamacallits on the other hand... with that combination of crunchy rice crispies and chewy caramel on top, you just can not go wrong.
although a twix is great if you're a kid and so broke that you have to buy candy halfsies with a friend... it's still the perfect candy for splitting... i'll give it that.
One game involved girls having three minutes to get fellas excited through oral sex. Others saw oral sex simulated using Twix bars or cream-filled water melons.[/b]
Dogz, the limited edition TWIX DARK will straight :MELTYOURMOTHERFUCKINGFACERIGHTTHEFUCKOFF:
Trust me...I kept a box of those in the freezer for months, and would buy at least 5 everytime I saw them, until I got engaged and had to ditch them so I would look halfway fit for the wedding.
pfft I cant beleive no one mentioned the bar almost as good as the twix
Charleton fucking chew.
game the fuck over son. This bar is more genius then your mother playing hendrix. This bar is better then the greatest samwedge in the world. This bar could beat the shit out of godzilla, frankenstein, your mom on crack and any other bitch that gets in this way. This is the bar or kings. This is the bar of winners.
edit:it is so good that a friend of mine stabbed his bro in the eye for one. And the kids a song of a preacher
Edit 2nd: Did I mention that you can fucking freeze the bar and eat the bitch like icecream. Can your fucking mars bar do that? No, I think not.
Comments
It really is damn tasty. The kingsize is a bit too much though. And the limited white chocolate one wasn't my thing. Can't beat the original. I'm also a huge Bounty fan.
BEST
CANDYBAR
EVER!!!
now whatchamacallits on the other hand... with that combination of crunchy rice crispies and chewy caramel on top, you just can not go wrong.
who members
my mom was a fan of these:
shits would rip out your cot damn teefs.
I'm sure she was.
Oh yeah. I was seriously miffed when they changed the name.
I'll have to try the Whatchamacallit next chance I get. Europe is behind in the candybar department.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005370519,00.html
One game involved girls having three minutes to get fellas excited through oral sex. Others saw oral sex simulated using Twix bars or cream-filled water melons.[/b]
but this style is best:
on the PB tip, ive recently rediscovered these absurdly addictive things:
haven't had one in a few years (i'm on some healthy now), but those were my shit back in the day!
Trust me...I kept a box of those in the freezer for months, and would buy at least 5 everytime I saw them, until I got engaged and had to ditch them so I would look halfway fit for the wedding.
Charleton fucking chew.
game the fuck over son. This bar is more genius then your mother playing hendrix. This bar is better then the greatest samwedge in the world. This bar could beat the shit out of godzilla, frankenstein, your mom on crack and any other bitch that gets in this way. This is the bar or kings. This is the bar of winners.
edit:it is so good that a friend of mine stabbed his bro in the eye for one. And the kids a song of a preacher
Edit 2nd: Did I mention that you can fucking freeze the bar and eat the bitch like icecream. Can your fucking mars bar do that? No, I think not.
this is awesome
Lamont, you brought out RAIDER!! Man, that takes me back.
Munch on
-J