bizare situations at the office
dirtyboy
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so on my two smoke breaks on the terasse at my office building today, where many different companies take their breaks, there were situations that made me go 
i was coming out on the terasse when this greek-looking guy in his forties, sitting with a group of random office-workers, started screaming at me: "one cigarette! one cigarette!". he was already smoking a cigarette so i asked "what do you mean?". he replied "one cigarette! one cigarette!", and i was like "what???".about this time the people sitting around him looked at me uncertain and got up and left. so i now understood that this had to be some sort of weirdo who had sneaked his way into the building and gone out on the terasse to smoke and randomly harass people. seconds later this big guy with a pony tail (think Furio) came out and escorted him away.on my next break, these three people were on their way inside when this normal looking guy in his mid-thirtees stopped one of them, a normal looking woman about the same age. the converstion went something like this:"Uhu, can i borrow you for a momenth?""me??""huhuhuhu (laugh that sounded excatly like Butt-Head), yeah.."*akward silence for about ten seconds""...huhuhu""ehh...""you see... huhuhu.. uh"*more akward silence""huhuhu.. i was wondering... uhu.. huhuhu..""eh.. yes"that maybe.. uhuhuhu... i could.. huhuhu.. escort you some time.. uhuhu""this is not really a good time""so you.. uhuhuhu.. are.. uhuhuhu""yes, in have another engagment""ok.. huhuhu.. uhu"and all along i was like: 
bring random weirdness at your office/office-building, share the goods.
i was coming out on the terasse when this greek-looking guy in his forties, sitting with a group of random office-workers, started screaming at me: "one cigarette! one cigarette!". he was already smoking a cigarette so i asked "what do you mean?". he replied "one cigarette! one cigarette!", and i was like "what???".about this time the people sitting around him looked at me uncertain and got up and left. so i now understood that this had to be some sort of weirdo who had sneaked his way into the building and gone out on the terasse to smoke and randomly harass people. seconds later this big guy with a pony tail (think Furio) came out and escorted him away.on my next break, these three people were on their way inside when this normal looking guy in his mid-thirtees stopped one of them, a normal looking woman about the same age. the converstion went something like this:"Uhu, can i borrow you for a momenth?""me??""huhuhuhu (laugh that sounded excatly like Butt-Head), yeah.."*akward silence for about ten seconds""...huhuhu""ehh...""you see... huhuhu.. uh"*more akward silence""huhuhu.. i was wondering... uhu.. huhuhu..""eh.. yes"that maybe.. uhuhuhu... i could.. huhuhu.. escort you some time.. uhuhu""this is not really a good time""so you.. uhuhuhu.. are.. uhuhuhu""yes, in have another engagment""ok.. huhuhu.. uhu"and all along i was like: bring random weirdness at your office/office-building, share the goods.
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This guy is always looking for pity. Whenever you walk by him he pretends he is all tired and yawns. Everyone at work always yawns to make fun of him and he still hasn't caught on to it. He thinks of himself as an intellectual. Everyone calls him the pseudo-intellectual. Too closed minded. He applied for a job in a different department but did not get the position. He told me that the hiring person said that he thought that the his personality wouldn't fit in with the other co-workers.
He wonders why no one likes him. He is so negative all the time, about everything. Again, constantly looking for pity from others and just typically looking at everything in a negative manner. Not to mention he is always trying to do what he feels is "morally right" and christian and stating that as a fact. He makes more work for everyone and its not cool.
He is 27 and tells me his life story all the time. He told me that his younger brother refuses to come home because he feels that his family is too negative all the time. I feel bad for the brother.
It seems like there is someone like this at every job as cliche as that may sound. Someone crazy.