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Mailing records (trapped hair related)

Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
edited April 2007 in Strut Central
Here's the scenario:You are taping up a record to mail out and you notice a hair (from your scalp or elsewhere) has been visibly sealed beneath the packaging tape. Do you:a) Rip the tape up and pull that shit outb) Take a sharpie and black it outc) say "fuck it, it's like Jurassic Park. They'll make a new me in the future."d) sheeit. I put them hairs there on purpose.

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  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    e) Send a new invoice adjusted for the the extra goods/service provided.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    depends on what kind of hair
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Dude. a. Anything else would be uncivilized.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    I go with A as well. It grosses me out. I also don't want anyone to get Jurassic Park on me.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    e) Send a new invoice adjusted for the the extra goods/service provided.

    Soulstrut has made me crack up more than once today.
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    Hair in the tape you say?

    All care, but no responsibility taken.
  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    Hair in the tape you say?

    All care, but no responsibility taken.

    The last package you sent me Mark had some red pubes in the tape... what the fuck son!
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    That was obviously following a hair=dye related mishap.

    Hey, at least most of it came off the vinyl!

  • ZachDZachD 318 Posts

    When you get out the tape gun, get out the hair and beard net.

  • 1219197712191977 323 Posts
    f) Pull more hair out the scalp and make a mustache on the package.
  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts
    f) Pull more hair out the scalp and make a mustache on the package.

    g) Mail an additional envelope filled with hair extracted from the shower drain.
  • Deejay_OMDeejay_OM 695 Posts
    Here's the scenario:

    You are taping up a record to mail out and you notice a hair (from your scalp or elsewhere) has been visibly sealed beneath the packaging tape. Do you:

    a) Rip the tape up and pull that shit out

    b) Take a sharpie and black it out

    c) say "fuck it, it's like Jurassic Park. They'll make a new me in the future."

    d) sheeit. I put them hairs there on purpose.

    this was my unintentional ebay signature for years....shit...when I had that long hair...I couldn't help it....sometimes I'd even try to not have it happen...but, it envitably always did...got a lot of clone potential out there...
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