Village Voice breaks MIMS down:

DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
edited March 2007 in Strut Central
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  • PonyPony 2,283 Posts
    Link don't work.

  • LaserWolfLaserWolf Portland Oregon 11,517 Posts
    Cut and paste. It is worth the trouble.

    Me? I'm hot like ice.

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    it's the commas. just copy/paste it... great article

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    I think he's the epitome of what's wrong with Rap music right now.

    and

    "I'm hot cuz i'm fly" is up there as the dumbest line in popular music history.

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    I think he's the epitome of what's wrong with Rap music right now.

    and

    "I'm hot cuz i'm fly" is up there as the dumbest line in popular music history.

    Are you joking? Just read the damn article...

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    I think he's the epitome of what's wrong with Rap music right now.

    and

    "I'm hot cuz i'm fly" is up there as the dumbest line in popular music history.

    Are you joking? Just read the damn article...

    Do I sound like I'm joking?

    YOU AIN'T CUZ YOU NOT.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Why aren't you talking about Kobe right now?

    back to back 50+ is pretty hot

  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Hey get focused man.


    MY CHAIN WEIGHS FITTY POUNDS
    DON'T TRY TO STEP TO ME, CUZ YOU'RE HEARING ME NOW
    CHROME ON THE WHEELS, CUZ I'M SWERVING NOW
    HOS IN THE WHIP WHERVER I GO (NO DOUBT!)

    Chorus:

    I ROLL LIKE THAT, THAT'S HOW I ROLLLLL
    HOT LIKE THAT, YEA HOTTER THAN SOME PANCAKES.
    I ROLL LIKE THAT, CADILLACKIN' WHEN I'M MACKIN'
    HOTTER THAN SOME PANCAKES, BOY WHERE YOU AT?




    ok i'll stop....

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    this article reeks of "translating biggie lyrics into 'white'"

    wack

  • DelayDelay 4,530 Posts
    this article reeks of "translating biggie lyrics into 'white'"

    wack
    Lighten up, deej. It's clearly written like that on purpose with a magnificent, granted, vice-like sarcasm. If you wipe off your ice grill for a moment you might find it entertaining, but hey...opinions opinions, you know?

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,475 Posts
    That shit was funny. I'm feeling the Venn diagrams and tautologies. Also, the clowing of wack-ass Mims.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,905 Posts
    this article reeks of "translating biggie lyrics into 'white'"

    wack

    You should write a book on this subject. Just don't use the word "wack" in it.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    this article reeks of "translating biggie lyrics into 'white'"

    wack

    Damn, deej. The piece was legitimately funny.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    this article reeks of "translating biggie lyrics into 'white'"

    wack


  • 33thirdcom33thirdcom 2,049 Posts
    haha classic.

    [yousoundwhite] DEEJ you need to stop over compensating. [/yousoundwhite]

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    corny is corny:


  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    this article reeks of "translating biggie lyrics into 'white'"

    wack

    I thought it was anything but that. The much-circulated Biggie "translation" had an unpleasant "why can't those people speak proper English?" subtext that I didn't care for one bit, whereas this is actually funny.

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    even if you don't find it offensive per se, it still seems unneccessary, as if he thinks people who like the song don't realize its silly?

  • bubor0ckbubor0ck 141 Posts
    uhh seems abundantly clear that it's not sincerely setting out to enlighten anyone

  • even if you don't find it offensive per se, it still seems unneccessary, as if he thinks people who like the song don't realize its silly?

    I like this song, I think it's ridiculous, and I thought this article was funny. I don't understand what's unnecessary about this piece. It was funny[/b].

  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    i guess i don't 'get it'
    or just think the 'joke' of overanalyzing silly things is one-note and not particularly clever

    but never you mind me.

  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    even if you don't find it offensive per se, it still seems unneccessary, as if he thinks people who like the song don't realize its silly?

    I dunno, I think you may be taking it a little too seriously. If the joke's at anyone's expense, surely it's those critics who can't resist the impulse to deconstruct and over-intellectualise every aspect of pop (and more often nowadays, rap) music. As for its necessity, I guess it's no more or less necessary than any other light-hearted spacefiller you might find in the Voice.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    oh man have you seen that new cell phone commercial where a corny Asian dude is rapping E-40 in the bathroom?

    hilarious.

    corny is corny


  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    you havent seen me in hot pants

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    fix the fucking link. i took the commas out and its still broken. can't yall just paste the text if you are gonna blow a post on it? what is this?

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    even if you don't find it offensive per se, it still seems unneccessary, as if he thinks people who like the song don't realize its silly?

    This is the standard we are all being held to, now?

    ONLY SAY THAT WHICH IS NECESSARY!

    If this is going to be rigidly enforced, you're looking at a BAN, deej.


  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Annoyed as I am that I had to read something printed in the VV, this was indeed very funny. Someone over at Blender is wondering why they didn't come up with this first.

  • i like the song. fuck lyrics. the song goes. i thought the piece was funny, but you get in the first 5 lines that he isnt serious about it and i didnt feel it was necessary for him to write or for me to read the whole thing. that said, venn diagrams are my schitt right now.
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