All I Need To Know I Learned From Records

behemoth

lets start this book"1000 records usually means 50 records""to most old men, all jazz is rare jazz"add on.....

4YearGraduate

Things that you need priced magically become the most valuable in the store.

Sometimes sealed means warped (applicable to raer and girls).

brandon

_If you are patient, everything will eventually show up in the dollar bin.
_Say "Please" and "Thank You" (and you might get a discount).

spelunk

Whenever you think you have exhausted all possibilities - keep digging. There is more to be found.

When you truly love someone or something, it is impossible to stop.

JustAlice

Antique roadshow mentality does not apply to records and no matter what you want to believe, Beat to shit Beatles records are not insurable.

Your $12 dollar henderson dong is still only worth 3 bucks. If you need to raise the price of a record give it to AP and he will handle it accordingly.
( just watch the load of $19.99 dongs that will hit the bay next week! )

If someone tells you that your $1 record is really worth $100, they probably dont know what they are talking about and/or are lying...this same theory can also be applied when you are told your $100 LP is really only worth $1. Either way, someone is getting over.

yoigotbeats

"this record'shot right now cuz the (insert country) want it"

pickwick33

A dollarbin common can magically turn into a mega-raer when you put it in a plastic bag and display it on the wall.

pabloscooter

Most people like a good cover.

johmbolaya

"A warehouse find may be extra unsold stock, but at times it can be code for "unauthorized/counterfeit pressing"."

oldnewsoul

Things are only a commodity when they are viewed as rare.Once it's readily available, it ususally disappoints(see Headless heroes and most unattainable women)