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OH MY GOD!

edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
edited June 2005 in Strut Central
i think I want to be Mrs. Awww Damn Van Damme
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  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    It's the pants.
  • 99Problems99Problems 1,541 Posts
    It's the pants.

    no definitely the uber-masculine tank top!
  • BamboucheBambouche 1,484 Posts
    It's weird, Ross Hogg was wearing that exact outfit this morning talking on some, "It's too hot to wear my button down, I'm fittin to just rock the tank."

    I figured it was a "bay thing." Now I know. Karate dudes are weird.
  • KARLITOKARLITO 991 Posts
    WHICH ONE OF HIS STELAR CINEMATIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS IS THIS CLIP FROM? oops caps lock
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    Or you could marry this Professor of Electrical and Computer Engineering at Virginia Tech...



    ...and become Mrs. Awww Damn Vanlandingham
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    GAME OVER!
  • marumaru 1,450 Posts
    i nominate van damm to be the next ex-celebrity to be caught in some sort of scandal.
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts


    CHONG LI! CHONG LI! CHONG LI!


    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!![/b]

    am i the only one that caught evander holyfield doing the charleston on that ballroom dance reality tv show? man that shit was niiice
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    i nominate van damm to be the next ex-celebrity to be caught in some sort of scandal.

    Didn't Chuck Zito knock him out with one punch at a strip club in New York one night?

  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts


    it's all about that last move, where he looks to be holding someone's head at crotch level.
  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    i nominate van damm to be the next ex-celebrity to be caught in some sort of scandal.

    Didn't Chuck Zito knock him out with one punch at a strip club in New York one night?



    who cares chuck zito is mad corny. Van damm has many classic movies under his belt.


    my ultimate movie would be a sequel to double impact co-starring steven segal and steven segal would have a twin too. I want to call it double double impact impact. And finally these two cinematic legends can share screen time together.


    And together they will do many jump kicks.

  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts

    two cinematic legends

    hilarious!
  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts
    michael dudikoff and chuck norris would make the cypher complete
  • TREWTREW 2,037 Posts
    chuck norris

    walker texas ranger is my shit! easily the best bad show on television.
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    Didn't Chuck Zito knock him out with one punch at a strip club in New York one night?

    Yes, at Scores.
  • rpmrpm 144 Posts
    WHICH ONE OF HIS STELAR CINEMATIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS IS THIS CLIP FROM? oops caps lock

    kickboxer ... yes, thats right.
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts


    i think I want to be Mrs. Awww Damn Van Damme

    Ms Damn,

    YOU NAAAAAAAASTY!!!!

    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    WHICH ONE OF HIS STELAR CINEMATIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS IS THIS CLIP FROM? oops caps lock

    kickboxer ... yes, thats right.

    since you have actually seen it, can you confirm that this is from a scene in kickboxer where van damme:

    1) walks into a bar
    2) gets drunk
    3) starts dancing

    ?
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    WHICH ONE OF HIS STELAR CINEMATIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS IS THIS CLIP FROM? oops caps lock

    kickboxer ... yes, thats right.

    since you have actually seen it, can you confirm that this is from a scene in kickboxer where van damme:

    1) walks into a bar
    2) gets drunk
    3) starts dancing

    ?

    yes.
  • Sun_FortuneSun_Fortune 1,374 Posts


    i think I want to be Mrs. Awww Damn Van Damme

    My homie and his girlfriend parited with him one night in Hollywood and you definately do not want to have his babies. Somehow they had all done GHB and were at my friends apartment. He started talking some shit about how he wanted to have sex with the girl and when my friend told him he couldn't Van Dam says that he liked to watch them have sex and materbate. They refused that too, so he just whipped it out and started masterbating on his own. Apparently he has a very small penis, is what Im saying.
  • merlemerle 39 Posts
    pacman, since you've seen the movie,
    what sort of music was it that they were dancing to so enthusiastically?
  • pacmanpacman 1,114 Posts
    pacman, since you've seen the movie,
    what sort of music was it that they were dancing to so enthusiastically?

    I actually don't remember.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts


    CHONG LI! CHONG LI! CHONG LI!

    hell yea. exact same thing i thought of.
  • aimhighshootlowaimhighshootlow 146 Posts
    fantastic post.
    heck yeah dudicoff!


    ----------------------------------
    send off moments.
    so he was all like "hey man,i set those records down there,they are mine.. " and i was all like "dudicoffph!!!"
    speechless
  • NewLifeTrioNewLifeTrio 271 Posts

    Don't you just hate it when someone cops your moves wholesale.
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts


    My homie and his girlfriend parited with him one night in Hollywood and you definately do not want to have his babies. Somehow they had all done GHB and were at my friends apartment. He started talking some shit about how he wanted to have sex with the girl and when my friend told him he couldn't Van Dam says that he liked to watch them have sex and materbate. They refused that too, so he just whipped it out and started masterbating on his own. Apparently he has a very small penis, is what Im saying.



    GROSS! but i am also not surprised.



    I just updated the jpeg to the "extended version".[/b]
  • rpmrpm 144 Posts
    when he kicks down the palm tree with his shin ...
    ... someone bring back that phrase "Van Damme!"
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    ... someone bring back that phrase "Van Damme!"

    I agree, can we get an icon
  • rpmrpm 144 Posts

    listen to the fashion
  • frankynipplezfrankynipplez 410 Posts


    i think I want to be Mrs. Awww Damn Van Damme
    My homie and his girlfriend parited with him one night in Hollywood and you definately do not want to have his babies. Somehow they had all done GHB and were at my friends apartment. He started talking some shit about how he wanted to have sex with the girl and when my friend told him he couldn't Van Dam says that he liked to watch them have sex and materbate. They refused that too, so he just whipped it out and started masterbating on his own. Apparently he has a very small penis, is what Im saying.

    I know from experience that GHB will make you horny like that shiiittt..wasn't he a porn actor before he became famous?
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