A variant I hear that drives me mad is "Make me an offer on all of 'em!" If I've been out all day already, I just want to say "NO dude, you make me an offer on dragging these shitty boxes of First Family and Andre Kostelanetz LPs out of this rusted over, oil-stained, tetanus trap you call a garage."
me: we dont need or want any of these records, sorry
them:just give me a hundred bucks for all of them
me: we wouldnt take these if you gave them to us for free
them:(flabbergasted and insulted) WHY?!?!
me: the space these records take up is more valuable than the records themselves (this is an exchange that takes place everyday)
I can't tell you how many times I've been at the flea and the seller tries to pull this 'I've give you a deal on the whole box' schitt on me - if I don't want ONE of your shitty records, why the hell would I want ALL of them??
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me: "only if they are on Sun or black RCA with the dog on the label"
most common exchange:
me: we dont need or want any of these records, sorry
them:just give me a hundred bucks for all of them
me: we wouldnt take these if you gave them to us for free
them:(flabbergasted and insulted) WHY?!?!
me: the space these records take up is more valuable than the records themselves
(this is an exchange that takes place everyday)
I can't tell you how many times I've been at the flea and the seller tries to pull this 'I've give you a deal on the whole box' schitt on me - if I don't want ONE of your shitty records, why the hell would I want ALL of them??