REP yo fave SILLY-ASS hippety hop LYRICS

Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts
edited February 2007 in Strut Central
You gotta love that silly-ass verbal fire shit here and there.."Chicken for my breakfast, chicken for my dinner,chicken chicken chicken I'm a finger-lickin' winner" - Tribe Called Quest - Ham N Eggs "I'm like gravy to potatoes, Luke to Darth VaderI'm a suped-up sucka and I'll see you all later" - Beasties - Do It"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is,I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis" - Gang Starr - Dwyck"She said choioioioioioioiii,I'll break an MC like a tonka-toy" b/w"Elvis, was a hero to most,I'm not from France but I eat French toast" - UD - Know What I'm Sayin?"So one two, un-buckle my, um shoeYabba doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew" - Das Efx - They Want Efx"Cause when it comes to hangin' I can swing like a monkey" - Positive K - Ain't no Crime"Yea, You Know I'm Getting Silly, Got' A Grandma Hazel And A Grandma Tilly" - Beasties - Get It TogetherAdd your faves or stay soft.

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  • cpeetzcpeetz 2,112 Posts
    The original crack rap!


    Uhh, it's the ten crack commandments
    What, uhh, uhh
    Nigga can't tell me nothin bout this coke, uh-huh
    Can't tell me nothin bout this crack, this weed
    To my hustlin niggaz
    Niggaz on the corner I ain't forget you niggaz
    My triple beam niggaz, word up


    I been in this game for years, it made me a animal
    It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
    A step by step booklet for you to get
    your game on track, not your wig pushed back
    Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
    how much, dough you hold, cause you know
    The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
    if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
    Number two: never let em know your next move
    Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
    Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
    I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
    Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
    Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
    Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
    she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
    Number four: know you heard this before
    Never get high, on your own supply
    Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
    I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
    Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
    You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
    Seven: this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely seperated
    Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
    Find yourself in serious shit
    Number eight: never keep no weight on you
    Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
    Number nine shoulda been number one to me
    If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
    If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
    They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
    Number ten: a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
    Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
    Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
    If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
    Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
    she sniffed a whole half of cake up
    Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
    Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up, uhh

    Crack king, Frank Blizzard
    Uhh

  • ZEN2ZEN2 1,540 Posts
    The original crack rap!


    Uhh, it's the ten crack commandments
    What, uhh, uhh
    Nigga can't tell me nothin bout this coke, uh-huh
    Can't tell me nothin bout this crack, this weed
    To my hustlin niggaz
    Niggaz on the corner I ain't forget you niggaz
    My triple beam niggaz, word up


    I been in this game for years, it made me a animal
    It's rules to this shit, I wrote me a manual
    A step by step booklet for you to get
    your game on track, not your wig pushed back
    Rule nombre uno: never let no one know
    how much, dough you hold, cause you know
    The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially
    if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up
    Number two: never let em know your next move
    Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence
    Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
    I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips
    Number three: never trust no-bo-dy
    Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
    Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck
    she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up
    Number four: know you heard this before
    Never get high, on your own supply
    Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at
    I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce
    Number six: that god damn credit, dead it
    You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it
    Seven: this rule is so underrated
    Keep your family and business completely seperated
    Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
    Find yourself in serious shit
    Number eight: never keep no weight on you
    Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too
    Number nine shoulda been number one to me
    If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh)
    If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen
    They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin
    Number ten: a strong word called consignment
    Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
    If you ain't got the clientele say hell no
    Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow
    Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up
    If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up
    Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up
    Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass
    Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
    she sniffed a whole half of cake up
    Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
    Gotta go gotta go, more pies to bake up, word up, uhh

    Crack king, Frank Blizzard
    Uhh

    How is that a "SILLY-ASS hippety hop LYRIC"?

  • ZEN2ZEN2 1,540 Posts
    Pete's rickety rocket was my favorite cartoon
    After marriage the honeymoon
    I'll be damn gag me with a spoon
    Who loves Popeye, Alice the goon

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    When I was twelve
    I ate a lot of grilled cheeses

  • HAZHAZ 3,376 Posts
    Scientists claim that they no longer know things
    A dog takes a shit on the floor & grows wings

  • "i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
    to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
    the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
    to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat "

  • cpeetzcpeetz 2,112 Posts
    ten crack commandments

    How is that a "SILLY-ASS hippety hop LYRIC"?

    Obviously I didn't get the intent of this thread, I thought it was just
    post some lyrics you liked or were GOAT.

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    Man to man
    I don't know if they can
    From what I know
    The parts don't fit

    - Public Enemy

  • erewhonerewhon 1,123 Posts
    Blood gushin' out your head, it's getting thicker and thicker
    Pour some chocolate on your arm so it can taste like a Snicker

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Checkady-choco, the chocolate chicken
    The rear cock diesel, buttcheeks they were kickin

  • m_dejeanm_dejean Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut. 2,946 Posts
    Checkady-choco, the chocolate chicken
    The rear cock diesel, buttcheeks they were kickin

    This thread has Das Efx written all over it.

  • Checkady-choco, the chocolate chicken
    The rear cock diesel, buttcheeks they were kickin

    This thread has LONS & Das Efx written all over it.

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I see opportunity, I'm an opportunist[/b]
    Nigga ya heard what I said, I'm an opportunist[/b] (jeah)
    Off the hard white and the cream (cream)
    All these free agents, ya better build ya team (that's right)
    I come and take the game like John Madden[/b] (jeah)
    Cause I played in the game like John Madden[/b] (ay)
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