I know why shit is bonkers

day · February 2007

Year of Pig Will Bring Disaster[/b]By DIKKY SINN The Associated PressFriday, February 16, 2007; 7:46 AMHONG KONG -- Sunday marks the start of the Chinese New Year and it's a lucky one for those starting out in life. But the rest of us are in for a rough ride. Expect epidemics, disasters and violence in much of the world."The Year of the Pig will not be very peaceful," said Hong Kong feng shui master Raymond Lo. Feng shui is the ancient Chinese practice of trying to achieve health, harmony and prosperity by using specific dates, numbers, building design and the placement of objects.The pig is one of 12 animals (or mythical animals in the case of the dragon) on the 12-year cycle of the Chinese zodiac, which follows the lunar calendar. According to Chinese astrology, people born in pig years are polite, honest, hardworking and loyal. They are also lucky, which is why many Chinese like to have babies in a pig year."Any children born in The Year of Pig will receive help from others throughout their lives," Lo said.Ronald Reagan was a pig. So are Arnold Schwarzenegger, Woody Allen and Elton John. Not to mention Hillary Rodham Clinton.But a word of caution to the presidential candidate.The pig finished last in the race that determined the zodiac's order, behind the dog.Other animals in the zodiac are the rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, sheep, monkey and rooster. The zodiac runs on a 12-year cycle, and each year is associated with the five elements that Chinese mystics make up the universe: metal, water, wood, fire and earth.Therein lies the trouble.Pig years can be turbulent because they are dominated by fire and water, conflicting elements that tend to cause havoc, Lo said."Fire sitting on water is a symbol of conflict and skirmish," he said. "We'll also see more fire disasters and bombings."

yuichi · February 2007

DAMNIT, FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Terry_Clubbup · February 2007

I was born METAL PIG.

This allows me to create paste-on cover Black Sabbath bootleg Lps
out of thin air.

Also, every skratch-off lotto I do, I win. It is no longar fun,
so I started lining up and snorting the metal flake residue and
then I stay up for three days trying to set water on fire.

Terry_Clubbup · February 2007

Year of Pig Will Bring Disaster[/b]

By DIKKY SINN

DIKKY SINN.[/b]

Associated Press staff reporter, or guitarist for Milwaukee-based
Motley Crue tribute band?

Swayze · February 2007

For Koreans this is the GOLDEN PIG. although that is being debated. But Koreans are trying to have babies like mad so they can have a golden pig baby.

Birdman9 · February 2007

For Koreans this is the GOLDEN PIG. although that is being debated. But Koreans are trying to have babies like mad so they can have a golden pig baby.

PHAT DONG

Swayze · February 2007

For Koreans this is the GOLDEN PIG. although that is being debated. But Koreans are trying to have babies like mad so they can have a golden pig baby.

PHAT DONG

man, i shoulda called him yesterday and wished him a happy Tet. I wonder if he would consider that offensive.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

catalist · February 2007

damn dude.

I am a Pig ... born 1983

my mom is turning 60 and she was born in 1947, which is the last time there was a golden pig ... crazy

this year is going to be dope as hell for me , fuck that newsprint!