But, if on some off chance Mike ends up going to prison, I think he'll commit suicide. The fear of anal displeasures he'd receive from masses of inmates would drive him to off himself.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
well, I'm fairly certain that if MJ does go to jail, his prison experience will be not so much this:
As THIS:
well a spokesperson from the prison system already said that they wouldn't give him any special priveledges but due to his fame, he would be in a protected area and a solo cell. this is what they do for high profile prisoners or really hated ones...this is how Charles Manson is locked up. but I SERIOUSLY doubt he'd get put in Club Fed.
"The mere fact of his fame makes it likely that, after a thorough physical and psychological assessment, he would be placed in a single cell in a unit designed to ensure his safety, prison officials said.
There is only one such protective housing prison unit in California. Its inmates include 1960s cult leader Charles Manson and Robert Kennedy???s assassin Sirhan Sirhan.
All the inmates were placed there either because their crime, their fame, or the fact that they have enemies statewide, means their safety would be jeopardized elsewhere.
???Despite Mr Jackson???s fame, if he were sentenced to prison he would be a convicted felon and you cannot give him any other rights than any other inmate,??? a California prisons spokeswoman said.
???But because of his fame, we have to take extra steps to protect his safety,??? she said.[/b]
Not a lot--other than them being superficially similar; I just like the idea of one being "above the law" on account of one's celebrity or wealth (as twisted as that sounds when applied to those two cases...or in general). Uhh, perhaps I've said too much...
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you mean charles earland right?
i heard if he gets convicted motherfuckers in uzbekistan and outer mongolia will take to the streets.
what does MJ have to do with OJ?
gloves?
HAHA!
well a spokesperson from the prison system already said that they wouldn't give him any special priveledges but due to his fame, he would be in a protected area and a solo cell. this is what they do for high profile prisoners or really hated ones...this is how Charles Manson is locked up. but I SERIOUSLY doubt he'd get put in Club Fed.
"The mere fact of his fame makes it likely that, after a thorough physical and psychological assessment, he would be placed in a single cell in a unit designed to ensure his safety, prison officials said.
There is only one such protective housing prison unit in California. Its inmates include 1960s cult leader Charles Manson and Robert Kennedy???s assassin Sirhan Sirhan.
All the inmates were placed there either because their crime, their fame, or the fact that they have enemies statewide, means their safety would be jeopardized elsewhere.
???Despite Mr Jackson???s fame, if he were sentenced to prison he would be a convicted felon and you cannot give him any other rights than any other inmate,??? a California prisons spokeswoman said.
???But because of his fame, we have to take extra steps to protect his safety,??? she said.[/b]
central valley!!!
Not a lot--other than them being superficially similar; I just like the idea of one being "above the law" on account of one's celebrity or wealth (as twisted as that sounds when applied to those two cases...or in general). Uhh, perhaps I've said too much...