Paris Exposed ( NSFW)

JustAlice

Remember to Pay those storage bills folks and now a short movie:http://www.parisexposed.com/trailer/small.htmlPlenty of great quotes to be had.

behemoth

i would normally say "thats bullshit"

but hey theres proof in video form

i cant be mad at that

Lazer

poor paris. boo hoo.

verb606

i would normally say "thats bullshit"

but hey theres proof in video form

i cant be mad at that

Sayin'. but the Commodores in the background was a very good look.

Guzzo

that was a shit ton of blow

DrWu

THAT'S HOT

Hotsauce84

Whoa, Nicole Ritchie lived in Tucson?! That was a University Of Arizona student ID (aka "Cat Card") towards the end there!

Herm

bluesnag

Whoa, Nicole Ritchie lived in Tucson?! That was a University Of Arizona student ID (aka "Cat Card") towards the end there!

Herm

yeah, dude, i heard she was a ua student for a short time. too bad i couldn't teach her and have a parent/teacher conference with lionel.

bozak

that was a shit ton of blow

wow that was. why didnt these dudes blackmail her with all this stuff? I assume after that babwa walters special she did she would be trying to cut back on the "rich whore who takes it in the bum for coke" image she keeps supporting.

noz

ok who wants to go halfsies on an account with me?

kala

in some way i always try to find the converse/inverse reason for things like her to exist
she is a symptom of the bigger bimbo problem/picture in America

after they hung saddam kids were hanging themselves all over the world like a sympethetic ingrained reaction

she is a sympathetic reaction to a discarded condom floating in the polluted antibiotic steroid drug infested sewage sess of the east river
but at least she is having fun being a dumb young rich girl

tonyphrone

reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvCwYRJOXFY&eurl=

jaymack

ok who wants to go halfsies on an account with me?

not so fast:

boyfriend trying to get her nekkid
http://rapidshare.com/files/13246854/1_Astor-07.mov
makin out w/ bf
http://rapidshare.com/files/13247580/Atlantic_City-10.mov
bath
http://rapidshare.com/files/13247763/Bathtub-01.mov
http://rapidshare.com/files/13247828/Bathtub-02.mov

residentgiant

reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvCwYRJOXFY&eurl=

WTF did they splice in between 00:30 and 00:45???

PrimeCutsLtd

built like a baby rat....

DjArcadian

reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvCwYRJOXFY&eurl=

DjArcadian

What must her parents think of her? I would have disowned her years ago.

elise

What must her parents think of her? I would have disowned her years ago.

maybe thats why she is like this....

lack of attention from mammy and pappy will make any child nuts...

its really sad.

Electrode

It's obvious that she, like K-Fed and all the other walking punchlines in the limelight that have existed long before, exists solely to be hated. But I find it hillarious how some guys are on that "I hate girls like her!" crap, putting on an act like they wouldn't have sex with her if she approached any one of them personally and begged for it.

tripledouble

But I find it hillarious how some guys are on that "I hate girls like her!" crap, putting on an act like they wouldn't have sex with her if she approached any one of them personally and begged for it.

hmmm. i see where your heads at. thanks for sharing

tripledouble

reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvCwYRJOXFY&eurl=

WTF did they splice in between 00:30 and 00:45???

thoroughly entertaining piece of work.
personally, im not wild about the shaved patch. is it striving for the prepubescent girl look?

mylatency

What must her parents think of her? I would have disowned her years ago.

maybe thats why she is like this....

lack of attention from mammy and pappy will make any child nuts...

its really sad.

Not really, she's just a savvy "businessperson"

Exploiting one's image can be quite profitable in our twisted tabloid media mogul managed cultural wasteland tv tied age (the entire E! channel's programming, for example..sorry Guzzo, you know I am down with Ted though, lol)

On the surface she's kind of like the exact opposite of say, William Hung, but upon further inspection they both do (almost) nothing but show up and make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

saying

kind of goes back to that study that shows that the less people do (if they are in a position of power) the more they actually make (!!!)

I'm sure this will be covered in Freakanomics 2.0 reloaded or something

DjArcadian

It's obvious that she, like K-Fed and all the other walking punchlines in the limelight that have existed long before, exists solely to be hated. But I find it hillarious how some guys are on that "I hate girls like her!" crap, putting on an act like they wouldn't have sex with her if she approached any one of them personally and begged for it.

Criteria for who you fuck and who you respect are different.

mylatency

It's obvious that she, like K-Fed and all the other walking punchlines in the limelight that have existed long before, exists solely to be hated. But I find it hillarious how some guys are on that "I hate girls like her!" crap, putting on an act like they wouldn't have sex with her if she approached any one of them personally and begged for it.

Criteria for who you fuck and who you respect are different.

this thread has turned into "Man Talk" lol

SoulOnIce

Is anybody actually "paying" her for anything?
Isn't she just rich already and blowing her inheritance?
I guess FOX paid her for the TV show, but she probably owes
her record label money for that CD that sold 1200 copies.

mylatency

Is anybody actually "paying" her for anything?
Isn't she just rich already and blowing her inheritance?
I guess FOX paid her for the TV show, but she probably owes
her record label money for that CD that sold 1200 copies.

She has made bank off endorsements (Carl's Jr.), her book, probably a little off her CD, um and her perfume/clothes or something? I don't really research her but I think I saw on E! that she makes all her own money and very little to nothing comes from the Hiltons....


Nevermind, there's the interwebs for this, duh:


2005 Forbes Ranking:

"Paris Hilton
Power Rank 55
Up from last year border= (2004 Rank: 70)

Pay Rank
$6.5 mil 87
Web Hits 3,600,000 4
Press Clips 17,591 16
TV/Radio 502 10

Cover Stories 3

The ubiquitous heiress may not be as wealthy as she'd like you to think. But she is piling up her own personal fortune as brand spokesman, reality TV fixture, B-list movie starlet and bestselling author. Paris also puts out her own perfume and jewelry. Call them her day jobs; at night Paris gets paid big bucks to show her face at of-the-minute clubs, commanding up to $300,000 per appearance abroad.



http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005/53/U3HH.html

"

DjArcadian

I'm sure this will be covered in Freakanomics 2.0 reloaded or something

I seriously think that the Hilton sisters were supposed to be a copy of the Olsen twins but designed to target a slightly older age bracket.

mylatency

2006 Ranking:

"Pay $7 million
Power Rank 56
D 2005 Rank: 55


The celebutante has amassed her personal fortune mainly through licensing deals. Her name is attached to a perfume, watches, nightclubs and a new videogame. The "That's hot!" heiress is a master of the photo opportunity, grabbing countless press mentions thanks to a slew of high-profile flings, fallings-out (most recently with Lindsay Lohan) and fashion hits and misses. She boasts the most Web hits of anyone else on the Forbes Celebrity 100, although she's also the only lister with her own highly publicized (and downloadable) porn tape. Stay tuned for the upcoming album release and two film appearances."

mylatency

I'm sure this will be covered in Freakanomics 2.0 reloaded or something

I seriously think that the Hilton sisters were supposed to be a copy of the Olsen twins but designed to target a slightly older age bracket.

CLONNAGE IN THE FREE WORLD IS FREAKY

DjArcadian

2006 Ranking:

Pay $7 million
Power Rank 56
D 2005 Rank: 55

I wonder if she has to pay for anything though.

elise

Not really, she's just a savvy "businessperson"

Exploiting one's image can be quite profitable in our twisted tabloid media mogul managed cultural wasteland tv tied age (the entire E! channel's programming, for example..sorry Guzzo, you know I am down with Ted though, lol)

On the surface she's kind of like the exact opposite of say, William Hung, but upon further inspection they both do (almost) nothing but show up and make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

saying

kind of goes back to that study that shows that the less people do (if they are in a position of power) the more they actually make (!!!)

I'm sure this will be covered in Freakanomics 2.0 reloaded or something

Nah, you're totally right on. And it is totally working. So I guess in way you can call her smart on that part.

Im just tired of girls playn the dumb card and that its suppose to be hot.

What happened to the smart not female celebs? Oh wait...




she's got it going on, no homo