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Happy Birthday, Faux_Rillz!

hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
edited January 2007 in Strut Central
I made you birthday cake out of Pop-Tarts (just like in this pic from your 5th birthday):(And for those of you wondering, the thread count on that duvet is 400.)For Reals: Dude is one of the main reasons I post here. I've learned that you if don't think he's funny, you're 1) ass-hurt and 2) probably not that smart. And to those that decry him as little more than a hatteur, let it be knowed that he drops tonnes of knowledge along the way, too.In closing: it's your birthday. Consider buying a television.Oh, and welcome to your 30s!
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  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    Happy brithday d****l

    Happy 30th
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts

    For Reals: Dude is one of the main reasons I post here. I've learned that you if don't think he's funny, you're 1) ass-hurt and 2) probably not that smart. And to those that decry him as little more than a hatteur, let it be knowed that he drops tonnes of knowledge along the way, too.
    Seriously.

    It was cool to link up with you in NYC (I still owe you $10, BTW).
    Have a happy birthday!
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    hahaha...bring back the birthday bear!~~~~~~~
    happy birthday; ythanks for keeping the locals on their toes.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts

    Yall roll blunts, I smoke Cubans all day
    yall young'ns chase, I'm Patron and it's straight
    I like South Beach but I'm in San Tropez
    yall drink Dom but not Rose' (hey)
    your chick shop in the mall
    my chick burnin' down Bergdorf's
    comin' back with Birken Bags
    your chick is like what type of purse is that?
    I'm from the era where niggas don't snitch
    you from the era where snitchin' is the shit
    I'm afraid of the future (why?)
    yall respect the one who got shot
    I respect the shooter
    yall go to parties to ice grill
    I go to parties to party with nice girls
    you young boys gotta chill
    30's the new 20 nigga, I'm so hot still[/b]

    Happy Birthday! We gotta meet Uptown one day for a drink.
  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    have a good one hommie.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Birthday JUMPOFF Daniel, let's get it!
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    Happy birthday my man.
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    A true legend and solid dude all around.

    Happy Birthday, hommie!
  • pjl2000xlpjl2000xl 1,795 Posts
  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    yo dude, happy birthday. welcome to da
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Hey,

    Happy Birthday, Faux!!! He's the original hater we love to hate. You definitely keep thangs saucy up in here, which is a good thing. I guess that's why viewers kept coming back to J.R. Ewing. The same applies to you, bruh!!!



    Peace,

    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Happy Birthday to my favorite white dude on SS.
  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    Happy bornday foll! Keep on yachting in the free world.

    PS Had to (someone get this to display, I'm not computer literate today):

    http://thewaxcrusade.com/FauxJesus.bmp
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    happy 30th
  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    dappy birthday d****l!

  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    Happy birthday D !!

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    bring back the birthday bear!~~~~~~~



    THINKING OF YOU


    Happy Birthday,
    and keep on keepin' these pop tarts in their place in '07!
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Happy Birthday my man, you've been on as of late (possible ayo and/or )
  • aleitaleit 1,915 Posts
    may you enjoy your jingleheimer orchestra raers and avoid turning green from jaundice on this birthdate unlike all others.
  • magneticmagnetic 2,678 Posts
    Happy Burthday my yout!!!
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    Happy 22nd.
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Welcome to the 30's club. May the next decade be filled with real world moves.
  • djannadjanna 1,543 Posts
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts
    Happy Birthday Bludzor!

    have some jpegs.























  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
    happy birthday.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,331 Posts
    To the "Best Overall Strutter", Happy Birthday.
  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts


    I beat you by a nose - turned thirty a month and a half ago
  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    happy 30th

    Ah, 30. If I knew then....

    Welcome to the land of the 'Old Heads'!
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Hey--thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes.

    And to b-boy parkz for the PM (tried to holler back, but your inbox is full).

    And to allay any worries about my thirties being a new and more mature era for me: I will continue to argue with little dudes on the internet as if I was being paid for it.
  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    I will continue to argue with little dudes on the internet as if I was being paid for it.

    And the Internets breathe a collective sigh of relief as T***a rolls her eyes.
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