Who cares?

Terry_Clubbup

Man, I hate to say it but the "views" up here in ANNOUNCEMENTS are pretty damn pathetic lately.Why even bother? I mean like 20 or fewer views for a gig announcement...and at least three of those are you re-reading your ownannouncement, the rest from the OCD lurker set who compulsively click onevery single post ever entered on Soulstrut, in other words, dudes whoNEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. Your announcement's 11th view could have beenfrom a guy in diapers for all you know. Fuck it, looks like it's backto sticking flyers under car windshield wipers. Or I recommend hiringthe Bud Lite Girls for your next event.NERVOUS PROMOTER: So, uh, you think we're gonna see some folks in here tonite?YOU: Well, I put up an ANNOUNCEMENT on Soulstrut, I guess we'll see.NERVOUS PROMOTER: Oh yeah, how many Views did you get?YOU:

Mike_Bell

My sides are hurting.

grandpa_shig

id like to point out that my announcements are consistently in the triple digit ranges, thank you very much. and i there was a mystery lurker who showed up to my last gig!

of course, everyone else that came was my friend already.


hmmm...maybe youre right.

Terry_Clubbup

But Grandpa, your ANNOUNCEMENTS are exceptional in that they are what
we in the industry call Content Rich. We know that when we
click on a Grandpa ANNOUNCEMENT that we will receive content exceeding
the what-where-whens of a gig, that we could be reading on subjects
as diverse as bowel movements, personal philosophies, simmering
racial animosities and of course, reviews of restaurants in the
10-dollar-and-under range.

Cosmo

This deserves STICKY STATUS.

bthav

This deserves STICKY STATUS.

twoply

[color:white]BRING BACK HERM AND THE ANOUNCEMENTS WHITE-TEXT JUMPOFF!!!! [/color]

Bambouche

[color:white]BRING BACK HERM AND THE ANOUNCEMENTS WHITE-TEXT JUMPOFF!!!! [/color]

[color:white]how come you're talking to one right now[/color]

elise

This deserves STICKY STATUS.

PATX

I like Peter Gunn's announcements because HE doesn't even click on them, giving zero views till after the event.

p_gunn

I like Peter Gunn's announcements because HE doesn't even click on them, giving zero views till after the event.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

yeah, i figure putting grime/dubstep events on soulstrut is waste of time, but it's not as if it's a big fucking effort to take 10 seconds to cut n paste an invite...

OH, SPEAKING OF:

pure fire
peter gunn and reaganomics birthday party
esoteric urban noize
weds jan 24
@ subtonic
107 norfolk st.
(delancey and rivington)
LES
9pm-late


w/ DJ's Teeth, Flex Unger, SMC (warp records), Frog,
Papawheelie, playing everything from death metal to
dubstep...

magpie

bump