"Street stories"
The_Non
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What's going on in your respective cities? My gf and I were coming back into the city today in our car and saw a guy fucking a woman/prostitute? in front of a stoop standing up in BROAD DAYLIGHT WITHIN 100 FT OF A POLICE PRECINCT. That is all, speak on it!PeaceT.N.
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GRIMEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Where do you live hommie? I'll try to think of some good recent Seattle stories for ya.
Well, it's been a quiet weekend so far. This yokel-esque digger Huckleberry Finn (wears a straw hat and speaks with a southern accent, also wears olden spectacles and drives a beat up truck, like he stepped outta the backwoods of the South) old head grown olden dude beat me to some nice records.
Also, someone late at night is throwing rocks at drivers between 1 and 2 a.m. at night. I am hoping they don't target early morning diggers.
http://www.kfmb.com/stories/story.13485.html
Albany cops fuckin' hookers and robbin' banks! HOLLA! Sounds like a good movie.
On a side note, I read an interview recently with M.O.P. and Billy Danze said he has a house in Albany, NY and lives there with his wife and kids.
Word to Big Bird. It's been HOT here for us and them crazy hippies love that folk life festival!!!! Stay away from Seattle center folls.
I've been to Folk Life once, and some of it was alright. Except if I'm doing to do anything around the drum circle while the Earthmama's wait until the candle is completely melted, I would bust out the funk by pushing Starshine off of his drumset.
People assume that crimes can't happen near a precinct because ostensibly the police are sitting around watching their own neighborhood.
Wrong assumption.
Most patrolmen will be dispersed throughout the neighborhood doing what they should be doing - patrolling the city. Do you know how pissed people would be if cops were just lounging within a block of their precinct? The ones that are in the precinct are doing their work, not staring out the window waiting for something to happen. If you want people like that, start a neighborhood block club/association.
but more like...
One time I was driving home from a tryst at the beach with a female friend, and on the way home (which is ten minutes) she decided she wanted to have another go at things. So I pulled off to the side of the parkway, threw down a blanket, and got loose for a few minutes. Two or three hours later I was showering for work and pulled a crawly tick right out my asscrack. Coincidentally, the same spot I pulled off the road with the "lady" is 100 yards from the spot I was just investigating.
Yeah man, shit is thick on these Long Island streets.
Hey Graf, I actually did know that, and it was reiterated by the patrol cars screaming back to the area after the robbers got away. My thing is, maybe 1 cop in the precinct for "just in case?" The bank is literally right across the street, 4 lanes of traffic/moderately busy intersection. If criminals were smart, they'd bank on this and hit stuff right near the precinct, which apparently, they are.
Sweendizzy, I'm impressed you found a spot in LI. Perhaps natives are in the know, but I sure couldn't find a secluded spot for car sex in LI when I was down there to save my life! Shit was hectic, car passing by the chosen spot every 2 minutes got me stressed!
Peace
T.N.
Nah dude, maybe I wasn't clear. I was ten feet from the right lane of the parkway, a few cars drove by and saw everything including my majestic white snow white ass. Nothing secluded about it at all. It just so happens that this stretch of the Meadowbrook Parkway, down by Jones Beach (4 miles from the cover photo of PE's Welcome To the Terrordome) is lightly travelled at 4am.
Next move when we got back to my town was to head to the duckpond and christen a bench.
But yeah bro, there are spots all over LI for hot steamy car action. Next time you're down here and getting ready to get busy give me a call and I'll tell you where to go hahaha. Bring bug spray.
OH SHIT, as an edit to this story and out of respect to her since a few of you met her, this does not involve my current ladyfriend. This was around 9 years ago. Current ladyfriend would not be having such shenanagins.
Thanks for the tips mang, duly noted....
BTW, Turkish restaurant still in Westbury? That shizzo was deeeeeeeeeelicious. Pudding you could eat with a fork called Kadzanbibi..
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Paece!
T.N.
Azerbijzan? Right next to the tattoo parlor? DOOOOOOOOPE spot, and not very well known either if we're talking about the same place. Good pick TheNon. How long ago were you there?
Gaaaaaaaa!!!! Did you stay at the Pines?!?!?! Yeah man, that's the same Turkish spot, I had no idea it's been there for over three years already. I live 5 minutes from there, but then again I live 5 minutes from everywhere on LI because I'm the KeitelWolf of these roads.
The Pines is one of the few shortstays in my county, place is shady as hell. Best part is that that whole area is getting developed heavy right now, and here is this hoe spot and bootycall place right in the middle of everything.
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Can someone ID the EZ listening raer that plays on the homepage for me? Thanks, I just sampled that song for a downtempo song I'm working on.
"Hot Anal Action" by Jimmy Slipitins. I love the pointless shot of a white-lacquered dresser, I guess they figure it's appealing for those who want their coke usage camoflauged.
How come that song didn't play on my Firefox browser, but it worked when I used Internet Explorer? I just downloaded the Firefox last week, am I missing plug-ins?