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I'm issuing a FATWA

Mongo_SladeMongo_Slade 999 Posts
edited September 2006 in Strut Central
on the insecure, no business, decrepit, junkyard-born, rat-soup eating, turd-burglaring, unprincipled, bitch-ass, low, dirty motherfucker who stole my cell phone this evening from the DJ booth while I was playng at my Friday weekly. I'm in the mood to chop somebody's hands off.

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  • djstefdjstef 534 Posts
    That blows.

    I had my backpack stolen once while I was DJing. Over a month later I get a call and (long story short) it was found in front of some guy's house a couple of miles away. My camera and phone were gone but I got my ID, keys and stale gum back.

  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    I'm really sorry to hear that, HomMie. Perhaps it will alleviate your pain to post recordings of the phone calls you will doubtless be making to, um, your own phone.
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts


    Sorry to hear that dude.
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