"The Last Kiss": A Warning to the Fellas
faux_rillz
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Do not allow any of the women in your life to con or bully you into seeing this movie.Coselmed told me that the main dude in it was Nick Catchdubs' man, so not knowing anything about it and thinking that Nick Catchdubs: The Movie didn't sound that bad, I agreed to watch it.I knew I had miscalculated when we got to the theater and I was literally the only male in sight. Seriously. It was Caitlyn and 'nem and 'nem and 'nem and 'nem and 'nem, all tittering at every cue and then getting uptight and booing when the alleged Nick Catchdubs proxy was about to cheat on his pregnant girlfriend.Consider yourself warned.
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Too late, my sister conned me into seeing it.
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Stay far, far away.
Zach Braff was looking for Garden State II but this schitt was just tepid. Can't hatt on Rachel Bilson though, lol.
Example Hillary Swank line: "I think you'd rather fuck me than kill me." Aaron Eckhart & the other lead are both boxers who are named "fire" and "ice."
Cheesy to the extreme, and crosses a line where shit just does NOT make sense any more. It's not a good film noir. The script is piecemeal and the pieces of the plot just don't fit together. For one thing the entire movie is not about the black dahlia murder. Even "brick" kicks this movie around the entire block.
Garden State was incredibly tepid, self-indulgent crap. Also, I'm annoyed by Braff's hair.
What does that even mean? Nick and Zach are friends, or this dude is supposed to be Catchdubs-esque?
You mad? Confounded?
I was provided with selective disinformation by somebody who wanted me to believe that the star of the film was a disciple of the one Nick Catchdubs and not only lived The Nick Catchdubs Lifestyle, but would be portraying same onscreen.
Sadly, that was not the case. At least I hope Nick's not living like that.
He should be physically restrained from acting.
"Zach Braff is a Catchdubs-jocking f&g. Showtimes are at 2:15 and 4:30. Pick one."
Garden State was the most wildly overrated movie ever. Terdferguson right there. Fuck this shite...
That is pretty much how it went down.
Legions of mousey boyfriendless girls from Jersey and Long Island would do you physical harm if you made something like that happen.
He is--in their view, and in the words of the 19-year-old temptress that lured him away from his pregnant girlfriend in the movie--an amazing guy.
the music for the film is really good too
that's fucking great.
i've found Garden State to be useful as a measuring stick, though.
when i meet someone new, i ask if they like it, and if they do
i know i don't have to pay any attention to any piece of
art, music, film, etc. that they may care to advocate.
really? he looks like ray romano and john ritter made a baby to me
He is an amazing guy.
Seriously, though, I don't think those girls want a guy that's particularly good-looking--they want somebody to make them feel special.
go see the science of sleep instead.
For the most part, you should bring a barf bag and a razor blade, because you???ll need one or both by the time you???re done with this.
Edward Douglas, comingsoon.net
This is a movie without a single surprise, and watching its privileged young people fret over the the banal soap opera of their protected lives made me want to don a bandana and join a gang of socialist revolutionaries.
John Beifuss, Commercial Appeal
Now here's one I'm interested about. Michael Gondry plus Gael Garcia Bernal? Yes please.