"The Last Kiss": A Warning to the Fellas

faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
edited September 2006 in Strut Central
Do not allow any of the women in your life to con or bully you into seeing this movie.Coselmed told me that the main dude in it was Nick Catchdubs' man, so not knowing anything about it and thinking that Nick Catchdubs: The Movie didn't sound that bad, I agreed to watch it.I knew I had miscalculated when we got to the theater and I was literally the only male in sight. Seriously. It was Caitlyn and 'nem and 'nem and 'nem and 'nem and 'nem, all tittering at every cue and then getting uptight and booing when the alleged Nick Catchdubs proxy was about to cheat on his pregnant girlfriend.Consider yourself warned.
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  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Thanks for the warning Faux, but


    Too late, my sister conned me into seeing it.

    b/w

    Stay far, far away.


  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts



  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts










    Zach Braff was looking for Garden State II but this schitt was just tepid. Can't hatt on Rachel Bilson though, lol.

  • Another warning: "black dahlia" is fuggin terrible. I mean so bad you just can't believe it. Every actor/actress in the movie must have taken some drug that made them suck.

    Example Hillary Swank line: "I think you'd rather fuck me than kill me." Aaron Eckhart & the other lead are both boxers who are named "fire" and "ice."

    Cheesy to the extreme, and crosses a line where shit just does NOT make sense any more. It's not a good film noir. The script is piecemeal and the pieces of the plot just don't fit together. For one thing the entire movie is not about the black dahlia murder. Even "brick" kicks this movie around the entire block.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Nick Catchdubs: The Movie

  • Nick Catchdubs: The Movement

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Hollywoodland was good but not great. Best Superman movie this summer.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    I'm heartily looking forward to when Zack ages past 30 and therefore can stop making movies about 20-somethings angsting over bullshit that only 20-somethings angst over.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Yeah - that's too bad. I hear De Palma used too much of James Ellroy's original novel dialogue in the film vs. taking the "LA Confidential" approach which drew inspiration from Ellroy's narrative but sharpened up the script so it wasn't all noir-speak.



    Another warning: "black dahlia" is fuggin terrible. I mean so bad you just can't believe it. Every actor/actress in the movie must have taken some drug that made them suck.

    Example Hillary Swank line: "I think you'd rather fuck me than kill me." Aaron Eckhart & the other lead are both boxers who are named "fire" and "ice."

    Cheesy to the extreme, and crosses a line where shit just does NOT make sense any more. It's not a good film noir. The script is piecemeal and the pieces of the plot just don't fit together. For one thing the entire movie is not about the black dahlia murder. Even "brick" kicks this movie around the entire block.











  • Zach Braff was looking for Garden State II but this schitt was just tepid. Can't hatt on Rachel Bilson though, lol.

    Garden State was incredibly tepid, self-indulgent crap. Also, I'm annoyed by Braff's hair.

  • i can't stand zach braff

  • the main dude in it was Nick Catchdubs' man, so not knowing anything about it and thinking that Nick Catchdubs: The Movie didn't sound that bad, I agreed to watch it.


    What does that even mean? Nick and Zach are friends, or this dude is supposed to be Catchdubs-esque?


  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    the main dude in it was Nick Catchdubs' man, so not knowing anything about it and thinking that Nick Catchdubs: The Movie didn't sound that bad, I agreed to watch it.


    What does that even mean? Nick and Zach are friends, or this dude is supposed to be Catchdubs-esque?

    You mad? Confounded?

    I was provided with selective disinformation by somebody who wanted me to believe that the star of the film was a disciple of the one Nick Catchdubs and not only lived The Nick Catchdubs Lifestyle, but would be portraying same onscreen.

    Sadly, that was not the case. At least I hope Nick's not living like that.

  • i can't stand zach braff



    He should be physically restrained from acting.

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    i don't even have to watch this movie to know it's bad

  • I was provided with selective disinformation by somebody who wanted me to believe that the star of the film was a disciple of the one Nick Catchdubs





    "Zach Braff is a Catchdubs-jocking f&g. Showtimes are at 2:15 and 4:30. Pick one."

  • i can't stand zach braff



    He should be physically restrained from acting.

    Garden State was the most wildly overrated movie ever. Terdferguson right there. Fuck this shite...

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    I was provided with selective disinformation by somebody who wanted me to believe that the star of the film was a disciple of the one Nick Catchdubs





    "Zach Braff is a Catchdubs-jocking f&g. Showtimes are at 2:15 and 4:30. Pick one."

    That is pretty much how it went down.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    i can't stand zach braff



    He should be physically restrained from acting.

    Legions of mousey boyfriendless girls from Jersey and Long Island would do you physical harm if you made something like that happen.

    He is--in their view, and in the words of the 19-year-old temptress that lured him away from his pregnant girlfriend in the movie--an amazing guy.

  • catalistcatalist 1,373 Posts
    Even "brick" kicks this movie around the entire block.
    I liked Brick , thought it was a cool movie. you weren't as into it?

    the music for the film is really good too


  • that's fucking great.

    i've found Garden State to be useful as a measuring stick, though.
    when i meet someone new, i ask if they like it, and if they do
    i know i don't have to pay any attention to any piece of
    art, music, film, etc. that they may care to advocate.

  • i can't stand zach braff



    He should be physically restrained from acting.

    Legions of mousey boyfriendless girls from Jersey and Long Island would do you physical harm if you made something like that happen.

    really? he looks like ray romano and john ritter made a baby to me

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    i can't stand zach braff



    He should be physically restrained from acting.

    Legions of mousey boyfriendless girls from Jersey and Long Island would do you physical harm if you made something like that happen.

    really? he looks like ray romano and john ritter made a baby to me

    He is an amazing guy.




    Seriously, though, I don't think those girls want a guy that's particularly good-looking--they want somebody to make them feel special.


  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts

    that's fucking great.

    i've found Garden State to be useful as a measuring stick, though.
    when i meet someone new, i ask if they like it, and if they do
    i know i don't have to pay any attention to any piece of
    art, music, film, etc. that they may care to advocate.
    i do this too. i can tell by your avatar that i would consider your taste because teenwolf is crack made to film.(no sarcasm)

  • AserAser 2,351 Posts
    I feel like buying a jetta after listening to a zach braff sdtrk.

    go see the science of sleep instead.

  • this movie has garnered some amazing reviews:


    For the most part, you should bring a barf bag and a razor blade, because you???ll need one or both by the time you???re done with this.
    Edward Douglas, comingsoon.net

    This is a movie without a single surprise, and watching its privileged young people fret over the the banal soap opera of their protected lives made me want to don a bandana and join a gang of socialist revolutionaries.
    John Beifuss, Commercial Appeal

  • go see the science of sleep instead.

    Now here's one I'm interested about. Michael Gondry plus Gael Garcia Bernal? Yes please.

  • Has anyone caught 'Half Nelson' yet? All i've read is a quick summary of the story. Music by Broken Social Scene is a plus on my end.
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