SOULSTRUT IS GETTING REAL BORING LATELY
Phill_Most
4,594 Posts
liven it up before record day, guys. if you don't I will. you've been warned
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Has anyone seen their money or records yet??
Their association with those dirty French has clearly spolied them.
I'm now going to call it "freedom bacon". fuckers.
I always enjoy a freedom bacon and egg sandwich with a stiff freedom club and soda on the rocks after a game of freedom doubles at the club.
Do you play polo?
when i was a kid we used to play on our bicycles with croquet mallets which always lead to some interesting wipeouts. Do you know how fast a bicycle can stop when someone elses pedal gets stuck in your back spokes?
That was from a few years ago... from what I remember, no flag, no fine, nothing. My man B-Dawk suplexed the SCHITT outta that Deadskin!
Did it again to another Washington receiver the next time they played, I believe. This time Joe Theismann started crying on tv about it being a dirty play or some schitt naw, that's just how we threat Washingtonians. Dallas mofos can get it, too heheheh
No and no for me.
My sister once stuck a broomstick in the spokes of these kids that pulled a knife on me when I was younger. She came at them and the jetted off, but she caught the one dude (by the broomstick trick) and whupped the shit out of him.
he was VINDICATED!!! remember???
looks like if anyone got hurt on that play it would've been him.
-t
Part of me is very upset that I didn't think of this myself when I was a kid.
We don't care about our rep in DC. Beating the pee-pee out of your team is all that matters. IT'S FOOTBALL SEASON = THIS IS WAR
EAGLES vs REDSKINS 2006 = "RETURN OF THE BODYBAG GAME" starring MARK BRUNELL
GET CLINTON PORTIS' BIG FAT MAMA A HELMET AND PUT HER ASS ON THE O-LINE, THAT'S ONLY WAY YOU MIGHT SAVE YOUR QB WHEN THE SKINS COME TO PHILLY THIS YEAR
Nope.
But i gave him some more time considering the circumstances. We'll see.
is it time for me to get "extra guzzo"?
We're due for a record day. That's gonna be a good shot in the arm.
Yes. We need some fresh beef.
someone on another forum i am on locally posted a "worst lp covers" thread and it contained those same damn bad lp covers we have been seeing since the begining of the internet. . i want to start a new one here but with other covers..like tony "mf" rock and shit.
but since my post are so low i know a couple dudes will slam me for an old topic that was probably covered here eons ago on the old board.
can i?
* any dudes who try to clown me are getting ether v.2 *
Lately? Nah! It makes a while, now... before the time you first said you quit.
back then it was getting increasingly moronic but not necessarily boring... as of late there have just been a lot of uninteresting threads (IMO anyway). I skim through and it's like i don't want to lurk through any of this, let me go the uckf back over to pornotube.com (and make sure the ghey content is filtered out... no offense, gheys, but )
My football contribution for the day...
The REAL mistake the Cowboys made this year was not signing T.O.......it was signing Mike Vanderjackass........I'm sure Indy fans understand.....this guy is the single most arrogant ass I've ever heard in professional sports....and that covers a lot of guys.
I predict failure.
http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/show...true#Post721502
when i played football there was this kid on my team who's head was HELLA BIG. he might have been retarded or something i dont know i was in 5th grade. anyways, his head was so big ridell & bike didnt make juniors his size so he had to get a helmet from the highschool. we all had white helmets except for the big head dude. he had a gold flake helmet with a big C on the side, [C is for Clovis]. he also sucked at football.
anyways, football is a dumb sport to watch. its pretty fun to play though. remember "smear the queer"? man, that was my shit.
A few years ago right before the Colts played the Jets in NY (ooops...NJ) Vanderjagt was warming up before the game. He saw my good friend who is a film coach for the Jets and is confined to a wheelchair sitting in the tunnel on the opposite end of the stadium, and proceeded to boot ball after ball into the same tunnel. Forever an asshole in my eyes.
mike vanderjagt...hahahahahahahahahahahah...man, that guy. fuuuuuuuuuuuuug that guy.
i'm in the 'all i care about is football,' part.
someone, let's football beef next week when i have time. fuuuuuuuug the steelers!!!!!!!
I decided to walk around the school track.
When I caught a glimpse of the game, the first thing I saw was an ambulance. Good thing I skipped that game.
I don't even wanna talk about all of the fights that happened over a friendly game of roast beef.