Why do they sell porn in airports?

dayday 9,611 Posts
edited August 2006 in Strut Central
Everytime I fly I like to get a magazine and I always see Playboy, Oui, Hustler, Uber Juggs, Aser's Guide to Sex With Sushi, etc. in the racks.Who's gazing at porn shoulder to shoulder with strangers on an airplane?Seriously, I wanna know.

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  • emyndemynd 830 Posts
    AIRPLANE BATHROOM WATER IS BLUE FROM THE CUM

  • djsheepdjsheep 3,620 Posts
    dude... when I went to Germany in 2000, as soon as i walked out the plane, the airport had a display with dildos, s+m gear, etc. they also had xxx shops in the airport lounge. shit bugged me out...

    what's up with germany yo?

    b

  • AIRPLANE BATHROOM WATER IS BLUE FROM THE CUM

    Fucking weirdo.

    Int'l Airports are int'l airspace. Local laws no not apply. Does Frankfurt Airport still have the biggest sex shop in tha world? Cherman strutters? That shit was like a supermarket.

  • johmbolayajohmbolaya 4,472 Posts
    AIRPLANE BATHROOM WATER IS BLUE FROM THE CUM


  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    what's up with germany yo?

    Yo Bevan,

    nothing wrong over here with a lil' shopping shopping...Airports in India is whats ruling, dude


  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    AIRPLANE BATHROOM WATER IS BLUE FROM THE CUM


    HA! As soon as I heard the intro I was laughing.

    If I were Kool Kim or the other dude, I would burn every known copy of that video and never speak of it again.

  • AIRPLANE BATHROOM WATER IS BLUE FROM THE CUM


    HA! As soon as I heard the intro I was laughing.

    If I were Kool Kim or the other dude, I would burn every known copy of that video and never speak of it again.


    I didn't know Jamie Foxx's career went that far back.

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    Does Frankfurt Airport still have the biggest sex shop in tha world? Cherman strutters? That shit was like a supermarket.

    Never seen, but sex shops are all over the place...the best located one is the one located directly at the ex-border between East and West Germany...back where the Stasi was located to torture you, you can now buy your dildos...thats Chermoney for you!

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    AIRPLANE BATHROOM WATER IS BLUE FROM THE CUM


    HA! As soon as I heard the intro I was laughing.

    If I were Kool Kim or the other dude, I would burn every known copy of that video and never speak of it again.

    You. Are. Sleeping. Bugging.

    You do not WANT to believe.


    That video is like the early '90's version of Big Boi's "Morris Brown."

    Day, do not be afraid of happy rap.

    Herm

    P.S. Did you know "other dude" (Hasan?) produced "Magic Stick?"

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    Airport porn is for those folks trying to get into the "1/2 Mile High" Club.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    AIRPLANE BATHROOM WATER IS BLUE FROM THE CUM


    HA! As soon as I heard the intro I was laughing.

    If I were Kool Kim or the other dude, I would burn every known copy of that video and never speak of it again.

    You. Are. Sleeping. Bugging.

    You do not WANT to believe.


    That video is like the early '90's version of Big Boi's "Morris Brown."

    Day, do not be afraid of happy rap.

    Herm

    P.S. Did you know "other dude" (Hasan?) produced "Magic Stick?"

    Haha, man that shit is still way out even for then. The song is a straight classic, of course, but I don't remember that video too well so seeing it now was a trip.
    I remember reading about "the other dude" still making music but I didn't know he did "Magic Stick". Maybe that was inspired by his years frolicking with Kool Kim?

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    AIRPLANE BATHROOM WATER IS BLUE FROM THE CUM


    HA! As soon as I heard the intro I was laughing.

    If I were Kool Kim or the other dude, I would burn every known copy of that video and never speak of it again.

    You. Are. Sleeping. Bugging.

    You do not WANT to believe.


    That video is like the early '90's version of Big Boi's "Morris Brown."

    Day, do not be afraid of happy rap.

    Herm

    P.S. Did you know "other dude" (Hasan?) produced "Magic Stick?"

    Haha, man that shit is still way out even for then. The song is a straight classic, of course, but I don't remember that video too well so seeing it now was a trip.
    I remember reading about "the other dude" still making music but I didn't know he did "Magic Stick". Maybe that was inspired by his years frolicking with Kool Kim?


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  • TSGTSG 274 Posts
    this thread reminds of david cross' stand-up bit on the same topic.

    "the world's filthiest ball-draining cum-mag"
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