THE FREE CLINIC
grandpa_shig
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so i went with my homey yesterday to the gay & lesbian free clinic and found out quite a few things. first off, i really dont like the LA gay dudes. i mean, they totally buy into their own ridiculous stereotypes and queen the fuck out. i really hate queens. and their fashion sense is fucking horrible. theyre equally annoying like all the fake tittie having white chicks around here and they listen to that shitty house club boom-tssss crap you hear all around weho. and besides, there can only be one queen in this town gaddammit. oh yeah, and i also learned that the top is the new bottom. 
yeah, apparently tops had previously thought they were at less risk because the virus was mainly thought to be transmitted through blood and jizz. ie the bottom was the recipient of most of that hoo haw. but apparently the butthole has its on glands and secretes some butt lube that is now known to be a riskier carrier of the virus. it can enter through your pee hole.this reminded me of the time i went with my lady at the time to city clinic south of mkt. that place is a goddamn dump and i suggest going to the lgbtq center as it is much cleaner. but i digress, so i went to the city clinic so i could get tested for erryting. and, i dont know if they still do this, but they used to check for some STD by sticking a metal qtip up your dickhole and swabbing it around. THAT SHIT HURT!!!
yeah, apparently tops had previously thought they were at less risk because the virus was mainly thought to be transmitted through blood and jizz. ie the bottom was the recipient of most of that hoo haw. but apparently the butthole has its on glands and secretes some butt lube that is now known to be a riskier carrier of the virus. it can enter through your pee hole.this reminded me of the time i went with my lady at the time to city clinic south of mkt. that place is a goddamn dump and i suggest going to the lgbtq center as it is much cleaner. but i digress, so i went to the city clinic so i could get tested for erryting. and, i dont know if they still do this, but they used to check for some STD by sticking a metal qtip up your dickhole and swabbing it around. THAT SHIT HURT!!!
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really? ok. i'll paraphrase.
ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM[/b]
FUCK!!!
you're speaking as if we all have anal sex with men...MAD suspect yo.
girls have anuses too! and word on the street is theyre just as dirty...
in the vice guide to getting girls to try anal sex, it was reported that girl anuses are dirtier. a gay dude was saying that gays keep their mangina clean because they have to use it so much.
and a big fucking
im cringing just thinking about it.
This whole post is weird man.
actually this was pretty damn entertaining to me.
I laughted, I cringed, I saw the usual homophobia
5 stars!
You are not fucking joking. That shit was NOT funny. Still, I got a clean test result... but DAYUMN.
true but man, its still weird.
just to freak some of youz out a lil more. me and the dude were talking about that paula abdul/corey idol contestant thing and i was telling him the dude said on howard stern that paula has a landing strip and my dude was all "what the fuck is that" and i was like "you know, when they trim that shit down to just a small tuft" and he was like "do you like that?" and i was all "yes i do cuz i dont have to pick scraggly pubes out my grill afterwards"
which made me curious as to whether gay dudes edge up downstairs or just let it bush the fuck out and my dude said he didnt mind either way as long as he gets a some reciprocation.
damn dude
man, this thread is comedy. I think they trim though.
It's waxing though dogs
And waxing was invented by God for guys like me that like... uh... fine dining
Who could ever forget your immortal exhortation to men who are letting the spark die from their relationship: "Fellas! Get your wax on!"
Don't Knock it till you try it! Like I say, once you take in the back, you can't say no to crack!
This post is one of the great things about marriage. I can get down natural like without bein' noided. Pure pleasure!!!! It was nice to retire the Trojan larges with spermicidal lube. I remember back in the day, I'd finish up the task, roll to the bathroom, slide off the trojan, and suds my joint right up. I didn't want any of some chick's juicy, juice migrating to the base of the banger. I didn't take any chances. I remember girls would foul out and ask for it raw diggety. I'd say "fuck that" and ask them how they would feel if I went in that way with all the other women I'd been with. That usually took care of that. You single cats be sure to put on your raincoat before you slide in.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
you use rubbers from a Thrift store? *shudder*
man don't knock it I have a feeling if you knew more about the company you might appreciate it. Out of The Closet is a thrift shop that donates the majority of its profits to AIDS research & Care. and if your too freaked out by thrift shop condoms they offer free HIV testing as well.
much appreciation to them and to the raers I've pulled from there in the past.
raer!