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Dumb sh-- said while drunk = put it here b??tches

LeftyLefty 259 Posts
edited August 2006 in Strut Central
im not drunk yet

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  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
    im a beautiful fountain




  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    So many memories...

    This 4th of July, driving home with the lady (she doesn't drink; as I tell my friends, 'I don't need to marry me; I can barely stand myself'). I pass out. I wake up with 20 minutes to go, and as she's flipping through the radio dial, she hits Jimi Hendrix, "Star Spangled Banner." I hear it, smile...Then, she changes the station. I yell..."C'Mon! That's An Expression of FREEEDOM!"

    Niiiiice.

    Another time, just as I puked off a porch, I yelled out, "To the DOME!"

    Man, if I think about the things that I've been told I said, I could make this a 5-Pager...
  • Dabney_SoulmanDabney_Soulman 890 Posts
    2am last Thursday, a phone call:

    "Hey homie, can you get me off the roof I'm drunk and scared of heights"
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    One night, I walked a girl home who I had been doing the long/slow breakup with...anyway, the only thing I remember from the walk home is:

    Girl: "Do you really think that little of me?"
    Me: "YES!"

    I never asked her to fill in those details.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    Anooother time, I came home and crawled into bed next to my lady. She asked, "Did you get drunk tonight?"

    To which I responded...

    "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME! WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO BE!"

    To which she answered...

    "Sooooo, that's a yes. Goodnight."
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    these are weak!
    mel gibson would be ashamed.
  • Mike_BellMike_Bell 5,736 Posts
    Damnn, kitc hien knigeht, i need to party wit yu.!!!

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