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  • you know what my favorite toy was when i was a kid? dirt.

    no doubt!
    and trees. and woods. and piles of leaves. of bb guns. and bottle rocket wars. and trails. and a stash of porno mags found in the woods. and finding old bottles and cans. and building shit in trees. and playing outside at night. and playing in the rain. and riding bicycles from sun up to sun down. and riding skateboards down hills. and tree tire swings. and rivers. and lakes. and jumping off bridges into water. and finding old houses to in the middle of nowhere and convincing you and your friends it's haunted. and fucking with crazy bugs....

    just rambling..



  • you know what my favorite toy was when i was a kid? dirt.

    no doubt!
    and trees. and woods. and piles of leaves. of bb guns. and bottle rocket wars. and trails. and a stash of porno mags found in the woods. and finding old bottles and cans. and building shit in trees. and playing outside at night. and playing in the rain. and riding bicycles from sun up to sun down. and riding skateboards down hills. and tree tire swings. and rivers. and lakes. and jumping off bridges into water. and finding old houses to in the middle of nowhere and convincing you and your friends it's haunted. and fucking with crazy bugs....

    just rambling..

    holy shit what is it about rednecks stashing porn in the woods? they do that shit in califooya too! i got shot with saltpeter once going out there to get my rocks off. talk about a boner killer!



  • you know what my favorite toy was when i was a kid? dirt.

    no doubt!
    and trees. and woods. and piles of leaves. of bb guns. and bottle rocket wars. and trails. and a stash of porno mags found in the woods. and finding old bottles and cans. and building shit in trees. and playing outside at night. and playing in the rain. and riding bicycles from sun up to sun down. and riding skateboards down hills. and tree tire swings. and rivers. and lakes. and jumping off bridges into water. and finding old houses to in the middle of nowhere and convincing you and your friends it's haunted. and fucking with crazy bugs....

    just rambling..

    holy shit what is it about rednecks stashing porn in the woods? they do that shit in califooya too! i got shot with saltpeter once going out there to get my rocks off. talk about a boner killer!

    ive lost count of how many times growing up me or my friends found stashes of porno mags hidden in woods. Usually in bags or boxes...sometimes just loose and wet from rain..which didnt matter at all. We'd still dry those fuckers out and salvage what we could by laying them out in the sun!



  • you know what my favorite toy was when i was a kid? dirt.

    no doubt!
    and trees. and woods. and piles of leaves. of bb guns. and bottle rocket wars. and trails. and a stash of porno mags found in the woods. and finding old bottles and cans. and building shit in trees. and playing outside at night. and playing in the rain. and riding bicycles from sun up to sun down. and riding skateboards down hills. and tree tire swings. and rivers. and lakes. and jumping off bridges into water. and finding old houses to in the middle of nowhere and convincing you and your friends it's haunted. and fucking with crazy bugs....

    just rambling..

    holy shit what is it about rednecks stashing porn in the woods? they do that shit in califooya too! i got shot with saltpeter once going out there to get my rocks off. talk about a boner killer!

    ive lost count of how many times growing up me or my friends found stashes of porno mags hidden in woods. Usually in bags or boxes...sometimes just loose and wet from rain..which didnt matter at all. We'd still dry those fuckers out and salvage what we could by laying them out in the sun!

    haha! straight up on some redneck CSI shit! oh man, the memories.

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    Country based vs Metro based DJ STRUT????
    seems like something a 'big potato' ought to try to initiate.
    my knowledge of DJs is limited but seems like all the best DJ come from big cities...
    I guess the rural areas lack the competitive environment neccesary to drive DJ progression?? oh I am ramblin too. I would love to see some backwoods, homegrown boys totally rip up some saavy city pseudo-sampler at a raging dance party.

  • dgriotdgriot 388 Posts
    number 1 with a bullet:

    haha - my old mentor/professor hit one coming into campus at 5:30 AM. Totaled her Explorer. At least it took out the deer quickly instead of it being in pain.

  • sonofsamsonofsam 680 Posts


    you know what my favorite toy was when i was a kid? dirt.

    no doubt!
    and trees. and woods. and piles of leaves. of bb guns. and bottle rocket wars. and trails. and a stash of porno mags found in the woods. and finding old bottles and cans. and building shit in trees. and playing outside at night. and playing in the rain. and riding bicycles from sun up to sun down. and riding skateboards down hills. and tree tire swings. and rivers. and lakes. and jumping off bridges into water. and finding old houses to in the middle of nowhere and convincing you and your friends it's haunted. and fucking with crazy bugs....

    just rambling..

    holy shit what is it about rednecks stashing porn in the woods? they do that shit in califooya too! i got shot with saltpeter once going out there to get my rocks off. talk about a boner killer!

    ive lost count of how many times growing up me or my friends found stashes of porno mags hidden in woods. Usually in bags or boxes...sometimes just loose and wet from rain..which didnt matter at all. We'd still dry those fuckers out and salvage what we could by laying them out in the sun!

    haha! straight up on some redneck CSI shit! oh man, the memories.


    this shit is crazy!... local country porno experience!... we used to find trash bags full of pornos all the time!... i can't believe that this happens everywhere!... why would anybody do that?... it seems like it would take a while to accumulate them, just to throw them all out in the woods... also, why not throw them in a dumpster instead of walking all the way out in the woods?

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts


    you know what my favorite toy was when i was a kid? dirt.

    no doubt!
    and trees. and woods. and piles of leaves. of bb guns. and bottle rocket wars. and trails. and a stash of porno mags found in the woods. and finding old bottles and cans. and building shit in trees. and playing outside at night. and playing in the rain. and riding bicycles from sun up to sun down. and riding skateboards down hills. and tree tire swings. and rivers. and lakes. and jumping off bridges into water. and finding old houses to in the middle of nowhere and convincing you and your friends it's haunted. and fucking with crazy bugs....

    just rambling..

    holy shit what is it about rednecks stashing porn in the woods? they do that shit in califooya too! i got shot with saltpeter once going out there to get my rocks off. talk about a boner killer!

    ive lost count of how many times growing up me or my friends found stashes of porno mags hidden in woods. Usually in bags or boxes...sometimes just loose and wet from rain..which didnt matter at all. We'd still dry those fuckers out and salvage what we could by laying them out in the sun!

    haha! straight up on some redneck CSI shit! oh man, the memories.


    this shit is crazy!... local country porno experience!... we used to find trash bags full of pornos all the time!... i can't believe that this happens everywhere!... why would anybody do that?... it seems like it would take a while to accumulate them, just to throw them all out in the woods... also, why not throw them in a dumpster instead of walking all the way out in the woods?

    Used to find porn all the time along the Southern State Parkway in NY.

    It's left there by the Religious Right, mostly because their wives won't allow it in the house.

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    Country based vs Metro based DJ STRUT????
    seems like something a 'big potato' ought to try to initiate.
    my knowledge of DJs is limited but seems like all the best DJ come from big cities...
    I guess the rural areas lack the competitive environment neccesary to drive DJ progression?? oh I am ramblin too. I would love to see some backwoods, homegrown boys totally rip up some saavy city pseudo-sampler at a raging dance party.

    =

    Pete "DJ" Jones

    +

    Soundmachine



    Loving that a couple of the first responses to this were NC dudes who rarely post BTW

  • vajdaijvajdaij 447 Posts
    Wasn't there a rap group from Cleveland or maybe Dayton called 'Deep Woodz'? I seem to remember them doing a track called 'The Party Didn't Start' (not the liks song). The video was out in BFE. No, I'm definitely not thinking of Deep Forest. Anyone smell me on this?
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