R. Kelly's "Trapped In The Closet"

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  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    all right, well, i couldn't find the song, but i found the lyrics. if anybody hasn't heard part 3 yet like me, here they are. i put the font in white in case you don't wanna know. although i'm not sure why you wouldn't want to, it's not like a movie or anything. anyways:

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    Well here we are the 4 of us in total shock
    Me and her, I close my mouth, swallow spit
    Cause I???m thinking to myself this is some deep s***
    Then I said So you gonna tell me he???s the one you been talking to
    He says yes, I says no, He says yes, I says no, He says it???s the truth
    I yell all of yall are all crazy let me up out this door
    Because this is way more than I bargain for
    And then she says wait I???m sure we can all fix this
    And then I said I???m late cause I aint got a damn thing to do with this
    And then she said but wouldn???t you like to know just how it all began
    Then I thought to myself and said, quick you got 3 minutes
    And then it got real quiet, I said somebody start talking
    Then she said my God Rufus, I???ve got just one question
    How could you do something like this I???m so hurt
    And he looked at her and said b**** please you got your nerve
    With all your club hoppin, lying saying you were shopping
    And now here you are in our home, and you???re calling me wrong
    She said okay you busted me, and that much I agree
    You caught me cheating, but this is a little extreme
    He said you are my wife sleepin behind my back
    And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?
    She says but she???s a he, then he said please you can???t judge me
    She says Rufus this is crazy then I said stop arguing
    I did not stay here to hear yall chew each other out
    So get to the point or I swear I???m out
    Excuse me please but I think I can explain what???s going on in here
    My name is Chuck and I???ve been knowing Rufus bout a year
    And err night creeping around with him has been a living hell
    Sneaking in and out of hotels, I said brother spare me the details
    Then Rufus said Chuck please don???t say nothing else
    And then she screams Rufus you son of a b****
    And he says Cathy go to hell
    I said I thought your name was Mary, that???s what you said at the party
    Man this is getting scary, I???m gonna shoot somebody
    The Rufus starts yelling and screaming saying Cathy this is all your fault
    She throws a pillow at him and says you was creepin too
    The only difference is you didn???t get caught
    Chuck screamed out we???re in love, Cathy says love my @$$
    Rufus said they getting married, then I shoot on in the air
    Then I say not another one of you son???s of bitches say word
    Cause all of this shit I???m going through is unheard
    Grabbed my cellular, saying this is so wrong
    Called up my home and a man picks up the phone
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    oh shit!

  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts






    Paste a few chimes in there and its a read along story book.





    'he's not quite opening the closet...... he's....he's almost opening the closet......he's almost opened the closet..........he's almost opened the closet.........and.......and.....





    GAME OVER..... to find out what happens next in this exciting and cliche packed R Kelly emo-shit soap opera, please throw some more money on the next release.






  • Mr_Lee_PHDMr_Lee_PHD 2,042 Posts

  • jazzman21jazzman21 287 Posts
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  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    OK ya'll here is chapter's 3 & 4. Chapter 4 is crazy especially at the end.


    Chapter 3

    Chapter 4

    That chapter 4 is chapter 1, hommie.

  • jazzman21jazzman21 287 Posts
    My bad, I realize that now. 4 and 5 aint out yet, it's just 1,2,&3.


    Chp. 1,2&3

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    the ending was such a letdown

  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    this shit is great!

  • TSGTSG 274 Posts
    that choppin broccoli shife is delirious. overall i like this idea. haha
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