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Back to your Mom.................

DeeRockDeeRock 1,836 Posts
edited May 2005 in Strut Central
It's Friday let's get the dozens going.........................................Your momma is so gangster she got a dickies night gown!

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  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    your momma is so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    lol damn, yall got some good ones.

    your mama so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    your mom aint got no feet talkin bout "can I kick it?"
  • funksnotdeadfunksnotdead 364 Posts
    your momma so nasty her CRABS got herpes
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    your momma so nasty her CRABS got herpes

    oh my.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    your momma so hungry, she took the Skittles commercial literally and tried to "taste the rainbow".
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    your momma so nasty her CRABS got herpes

    haha me and my homie went off on that one and came up with some funny ass (to us) shit about

    your mama got scabies and the scabies got rabies and the rabies got babies and the babies got AIDS!!! ungh
  • thiknekthiknek 65 Posts
    alll yalls mamas are so dumb and fat that when they hear its "chilly" outside ... they run to get their bowls and spoons
  • thiknekthiknek 65 Posts
    ya mama is so dumb she took an umbrella to go see "purple rain" jahhhhyeah
  • TheeeCasualMaleTheeeCasualMale 2,564 Posts
    When your mom walks into 7-11, the door beeps twice.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    When your mom walks into 7-11, the door beeps twice.

    she's so ugly when she goes to the bank, they turn off all the cameras.
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    your moms so black when you cut her she smokes
  • MangomanMangoman 549 Posts
    3 for the road:

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

    Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,135 Posts
    You're mom's so stupid you could drown her by putting a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts
    Your mom's so fat she eats 'wheat thicks'

    Your mom's so fat we're inside her right now

    Your mom's so fat she fell in love and broke it

    Your mom's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

    Your mom's got a wig with Skull Snaps
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