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I am the king of Soulstrut

faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
edited June 2006 in Strut Central
...and I do not approve of this week's post offerings.I will now drop a regal gem of boulderlike proportions upon ye, my subjects:Dem Franchize Boyz = album of the year

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  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Hatters hat hard but they motivate, motivate us to stay right.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    I am the king of Soulstrut

    Fall
    The
    Fuck
    Back
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    I've heard rumor that Faux_danny was thinking of making his own fanzine dedicated to rappers who have huge sound scan numbers.

    Can anyone confirm?
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    I am the king of Soulstrut

    Fall
    The
    Fuck
    Back

    I will tell you straight up. I don't like you. I don't like your posts. You are not funny.
  • cascas 1,484 Posts
    ...drop a regal gem of boulderlike proportions upon ye, my subjects:

    that's the most well put together sentence i've ever read. granted i only went to college for a year (a community one at that)...i'm impressed with the way you wrapped those words together all pretty like.

    +75 points for mr.rillz.

    suavay bolo
  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    I am the king of Soulstrut


  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    ...drop a regal gem of boulderlike proportions upon ye, my subjects:

    that's the most well put together sentence i've ever read. granted i only went to college for a year (a community one at that)...i'm impressed with the way you wrapped those words together all pretty like.

    +75 points for mr.rillz.

    suavay bolo

    Thankyou, as the King of SoulStrut painstakingly wallpapers his bathroom with clippings from Damon Dash's America and Platinum Entrepreneur, it brings him great pleasure to know that his words have made a difference in the life of somebody out in internetland.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts

    Dem Franchize Boyz = album of the year

    You are trying way too hard. But at least you're from ATL.
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    Let's look in on the study of Dutch humanist Desiderius Erasmus, shortly after reading this thread.



    "Hmm... how should I react to D*niel's ridiculous assertions not only of his own royalty, but also of Dem Franchise Boyz' supposed greatness in the rap milieu? (nibbles on pen, looks into space). OK I've got it.

    'In the kingdom of the little dudes, the tepid man is king.'"
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    fauxrillz is no king of soulstrut till he can talk some shit.
  • mcdeemcdee 871 Posts
    Let's look in on the study of Dutch humanist Desiderius Erasmus, shortly after reading this thread.



    "Hmm... how should I react to D*niel's ridiculous assertions not only of his own royalty, but also of Dem Franchise Boyz' supposed greatness in the rap milieu? (nibbles on pen, looks into space). OK I've got it.

    'In the kingdom of the little dudes, the tepid man is king.'"

  • parsecparsec 5,087 Posts
    looks like soulmarcosa is the king of soulstrut in this thread
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    Dem Franchize Boyz = album of the year

    You are trying way too hard. But at least you're from ATL.

    LOL

    The only sort of person that could possibly think I was serious with that would be someone in whose mindgarden such bizarre blurrings of fiction and reality as "Jay-z bit his entire career from Project Blowed!" are commonplace.

    I invite you to join the rest of us in the real world.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts

    Dem Franchize Boyz = album of the year

    You are trying way too hard. But at least you're from ATL.

    LOL

    The only sort of person that could possibly think I was serious with that would be someone in whose mindgarden such bizarre blurrings of fiction and reality as "Jay-z bit his entire career from Project Blowed!" are commonplace.

    I invite you to join the rest of us in the real world.

    Sure, but I'm going to wait to start misquoting people until tomorrow.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts

    Dem Franchize Boyz = album of the year

    You are trying way too hard. But at least you're from ATL.

    LOL

    The only sort of person that could possibly think I was serious with that would be someone in whose mindgarden such bizarre blurrings of fiction and reality as "Jay-z bit his entire career from Project Blowed!" are commonplace.

    I invite you to join the rest of us in the real world.

    Sure, but I'm going to wait to start misquoting people until tomorrow.

    only minutes away in lizard years.........
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts

    Dem Franchize Boyz = album of the year

    You are trying way too hard. But at least you're from ATL.

    LOL

    The only sort of person that could possibly think I was serious with that would be someone in whose mindgarden such bizarre blurrings of fiction and reality as "Jay-z bit his entire career from Project Blowed!" are commonplace.

    I invite you to join the rest of us in the real world.

    Sure, but I'm going to wait to start misquoting people until tomorrow.

    only minutes away in lizard years.........

    Someone post the hacky-sack photo quick-like before soulstrut spins uncontrollably out of its rut.
  • jdeezjdeez 638 Posts


    Someone post the hacky-sack photo quick-like before soulstrut spins uncontrollably out of its rut.


  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Someone post the hacky-sack photo jdeez, jock me again without really saying anything of any substance quick-like before soulstrut spins uncontrollably out of its rut.
  • jdeezjdeez 638 Posts
    you're a one trick pony. much like what you accuse ss of being.

    is it that difficult?
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    you're a one trick pony. much like what you accuse ss of being.

    is it that difficult?

    How dare you call the real king of soulstrut a one-trick pony. I have at least 3 tricks:





  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    Do not make me pull the sheet back on the debacle surrounding the thankfully shelved Do The Damn Thang project, "hosted" by DJ Drama (read: many many drops of a poorly-recorded, apparently just-awakened Drama saying "Who is this? Who gave you this number?"), and featuring a certain unnamed (for now) 'strutter overcooking so many lyrical shrimp on his ganksta gree-zeel.

    Desiderius Erasmus
    NC



    NYC


    And we won't be together much longer
    Unless we realize that we are the same

    b/w

    You're Just Another Part of Me
  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=1352165
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts

    Fucking HI-LA-REEEUUSSSS!
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts

    Fucking HI-LA-REEEUUSSSS!


    DUDE!!!




    AWESOME!!!
  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts

  • HAZBEENHAZBEEN 564 Posts
    you're a one trick pony. much like what you accuse ss of being.

    is it that difficult?

    How dare you call the real king of soulstrut a one-trick pony. I have at least 3 tricks:






    4 tricks

  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts

    Fucking HI-LA-REEEUUSSSS!


    DUDE!!!




    AWESOME!!!

    Oh yeah! Thanks for that!
  • JazzsuckaJazzsucka 720 Posts
    This thread is great in so many ways!

    And Moss_Code, you are carrying too much privates.
  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts


    OMG. hysterical! i had to shut the door to my office. on the ground in tears...
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