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do you have relatives with funny names?

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  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    Haha...How could I forget? I have cousins who are fraternal twins named Jerry Ger'maine and June Sher'maine.
  • NiteKrawler45NiteKrawler45 1,062 Posts
    Crab, seafood, Crustacean, claw people.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I met a guy the other day named Dick Schwinghammer.
  • LazerLazer 796 Posts
    my removed uncle -- BEUFORD RENFRO

    i went to grade school with -- CLEATUS KILLGALLON
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    I once bought 4 crates of records at a quarter apiece from an old guy named Dick Pole.

    No, really.
  • OXYCONTINOXYCONTIN 115 Posts
    my uncle's name is nacho. i've always thought that was pretty funny.
  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    I got a friend named Hermilo...seriously.
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Really! Dude I got this one friend who calls himself "Herme". I was like "dude that shit sounds liike 'hermaphrodite'".





    some others:



    "Mr Online Patois"

    "Young Regatta"

    "Baller Klein"

    "Young Pimpin' 'Naldo"

  • Phill_MostPhill_Most 4,594 Posts
    my removed uncle -- BEUFORD RENFRO

    i went to grade school with -- CLEATUS KILLGALLON

    I went to high school with a girl named Darlene Brickhouse... as the good lord is my witness, nobody in the history of this earth ever had a more appropriate name. Even more impressive than 36-24-36 (oww what a winnin' hand).
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I got a friend named Hermilo...seriously.

    That's nothing, I know this dude named J*sh Burns.

    He shortened it when he left the rez. His full name is J*sh Burns When Pees.

    Herm
  • coolchriscoolchris 301 Posts
    my father in law's name is Headley,but everyone calls him Head.I also have a cousin on my side of the family named Dickey(not joking)....I can't wait to introduce Dick to Head.By the way,i'm not joking at all.
  • BeardedDBeardedD 770 Posts
    my father in law's name is Headley,but everyone calls him Head.I also have a cousin on my side of the family named Dickey(not joking)....I can't wait to introduce Dick to Head.By the way,i'm not joking at all.

    I love when Chris gets high and chimes in at really random moments
  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,127 Posts
    Uncle Phillip...what a nutty name!
  • gambitgambit 906 Posts
    My older brother's name is Hiawatha.

    My name is Hubert.

    I'm sure I've ended this thread.
  • Firebird75Firebird75 35 Posts
    Disclaimer: I shit you not...

    (These are not all relatives, thank God)

    MariVanna

    Pissi Ung

    Jack Hough

    Phuc (yeah, pronounced like that)

    a fat kid named Phat (vietnamese) [Hi, I'm Phat]

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