Wax Poetics in NY Times.

OneSoulOneSoul 206 Posts
edited May 2006 in Strut Central
The Ticket39 Ways to Have a Blast Three fruits + Three veggies = One mojito salad to satisfy the tanned and the tonedMojito SaladSERVES 12For the salad:1/2 cup red onion, halved and thinly sliced crosswise Juice of 1 lime 1 medium jicama, peeled and cut into matchsticks 1 English cucumber, sliced 1/4-inch thick 1/2 seedless watermelon, cut into 1-inch cubes 1 pound strawberries, hulled and halved lengthwise 1/3 cup packed fresh mint leaves, thinly sliced.For the dressing:1/2 cup vegetable oil 1/3 cup honey 1/2 cup fresh lime juice (about 2 1/2 limes) 1 1/2 teaspoons sea salt 3 teaspoons light rum (optional).1. To make the salad: soak the onion in the juice of 1 lime for at least two hours or overnight. Combine all salad ingredients in a large bowl.2. To make the dressing: whisk together dressing ingredients and pour over salad. Toss ??? and take to the beach. -- MADHU PURI???40 TonsNo, that isn't the sun glinting off Mariah Carey's toe ring. It's the sparkling Carrara marble powder that stands in for sand at the Monte-Carlo Beach Hotel and Club. Forty tons of the sugary white stuff is trucked in from Italy in April and then raked until it looks as if it could be sniffed by confused jet-setters. "You don't see beaches made of marble powder very often; it's too expensive," says Dani??le Siri, the general manager. Which probably explains why luxury lovers like Tara Reid and Paris Hilton have lounged there, sipping the club cocktail: a mojito hybrid made with (what else?) Champagne. -- SANDRA BALLENTINE???Three BaresThe quest for the perfect nude beach is a high-risk proposition. The upside is undeniably sweet: the sun on your buttocks and the perfect sneak peek at unsuspecting, perfectly bronzed nubiles. But whether you are truly a tan-line eliminator or a peeping Tom, you need to choose your beach wisely or suffer the unsightly consequences.Calanque En-Vau, FranceA perfectly isolated sandy cover in the heart of a network of coves in Provence.The good: Lithe and muscly rock climbers of both sexes relaxing after a hard day scaling the pistes. The ugly: Pesky nonathletes (like you, maybe?) who take the ferry from Cassis to gawk.Sitges, SpainThirty minutes by train from Barcelona, a series of sand and pebble beaches attract a mixed group and get progressively gayer and cruisier heading southwest toward Playas del Muerto.The good: A Catalan paella: dark-skinned Almod??varian types, wax-averse art students and bi-curious international hipsters who day-trip from Barcelona. The ugly: Lobstery Germans and Britons; compulsive cruisers who don't even have the decency to take their action to the bushes.Black's Beach, La Jolla, Calif.California cops may have become ticket happy in Malibu, but nudity is still tolerated at the northern end of Black's. The good: Open-minded surfers, college beach babes and La Jolla's not-too-shabby answer to desperate housewives. The ugly: Chubby male naturists whose campaign to protect nude rights seems to involve a lot of trunkless ultimate Frisbee. -- CHRISTOPHER ISENBERG???Free Personal Ads!!!Being seen reading one of these glossies at the beach or on the jitney is the equivalent of posting a really intriguing Nerve.com profile. 1. Wax PoeticsRequired reading for the D.J. intelligentsia, it could easily lead to a spirited discussion of the most overlooked samba EP's of 1966 ??? especially if you're a lady with a penchant for soulful hepcats. Besides, even if no one bites, it's still the best and most exquisitely laid-out music bimonthly in America.[/b]2. Auction catalogsThere's no harm in the Robb Report, but a Sotheby's catalog says you have not only disposable cash but also a finely honed taste for spending it. Unless you are Ron Lauder, you may want to skip the Modern art catalog and go for the specific: Important Watches and Wristwatches; Fine and Rare Wines, Spirits and Vintage Port; or American Indian Art (www.sothebys.com).3. Slow or SlowfoodThese publications from the culinary preservation society that began in Italy say, "I support small farming, I think Ronald McDonald is the devil, I am unafraid of complicated flavors, my dream is to travel the world sampling rare regional delicacies and local wines." The glossier Slowfood is only in Italian. Proper approach to someone holding one: "So, what's your convivium?" -- CHRISTOPHER ISENBERG???One Ultimate Beach BarIt's always time for a cold drink at Basil's Bar on Mustique, where folks like Mick Jagger, Tommy Hilfiger and princess Margaret have all lain low. what better place to bask in the sun with a rum highball or three? 011 784 488 8511; www.basilsbar.com. -- MADHU PURI???411 for Hot WheelsGetting to the beach can be a pedestrian affair, but a great car will get you there in style. Don't want to spend a fortune? No problem ??? these rental companies let you drive some of the world's most expensive cars for a nice price.Dream Car Rentals: These exotic-car specialists can get you a roofless ride in Las Vegas. Sweetest ride: Chevrolet Corvette convertible. Rate: $259 a day. Other cars in the fleet: Dodge Viper RT/10, Porsche 996 Cabriolet, ShelbyAC Cobra replica. Contact (877)373-2601; www.dreamcarrentals.com. Gotham Dream Cars: A summer drive along the beach just doesn't work when the car has a roof. Rent a classic convertible here. Sweetest ride: Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet. Rate: $1,950 for Friday through Sunday. Other cars in the fleet: Ferrari 360 Spider, Lamborghini Gallardo.Contact (212)957-4400; www.gothamdreamcars.com. Euro Sportiva: Headed to a beach on the Mediterranean? Try Euro Sportiva, a United States-based company that caters to Americans in Western Europe. Sweetest ride: Ferrari F430 Spider F1. Rate: $4,825 for three weekend days. Other cars in the fleet: Bentley Continental GT, Lamborghini Diablo. Contact (866)896-7328; www.euro-sportiva.com -- PAUL L. UNDERWOODhttp://travel2.nytimes.com/2006/05/21/travel/tmagazine/21T-TICKET.html
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  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    Soul Strut was on the front cover of the Arts Section. Big Deal. They manned up and mentioned us in the Mingering Mike extravaganza unlike said publication.

  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts


    1. Wax Poetics[/b]
    ...especially if you're a lady with a penchant for soulful hepcats.

    *gag*

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    Oh. And Iron Monkey was in the print like 3 times when he was with Motel.

  • DCarfagnaDCarfagna 983 Posts
    Soul Strut was on the front cover of the Arts Section. Big Deal. They manned up and mentioned us in the Mingering Mike extravaganza unlike said publication.

    Boo-hoo.

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    Are there many 'music bimonthlies' in competition with them?

  • 33thirdcom33thirdcom 2,049 Posts
    [plug] and we were in LA Weekly [/plug] press is fun.

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts


    1. Wax Poetics[/b]
    ...especially if you're a lady with a penchant for soulful hepcats.

    *gag*

    We must all be wary of those gold-digging succubi that do not genuinely share our interest in music but have instead loaded up on Wax Poetics back issues in a cynical effort to seduce us.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    Soul Strut was on the front cover of the Arts Section. Big Deal. They manned up and mentioned us in the Mingering Mike extravaganza unlike said publication.

    Boo-hoo.

    I am. That was lame. Period. (Do you know why they did that?)

    That trite Becky-boy maneuver put me over the fence. I was always on the fence anyhow given the low quality of their writing b/w the great photo layouts. But I can get that fix around here on the weekend finds or pulling my records that I forgot about.

    yeah, so WP can eat dicks.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,778 Posts
    1. Wax Poetics
    Required reading for the collector snob, it could easily lead to a spirited discussion on any overlooked, quality music, instead, it refuses to acknowledge the possibilty that music made post-1989 might be worth reading about (see Detroit techno - WTF? I expected Moodyman, Parrish etc in depth, not in passing). Besides, it's still the trendiest and most expensive music bimonthly to have on your shelf next to recently scored ebay raers.[/b]


  • DCarfagnaDCarfagna 983 Posts
    Period. (Do you know why they did that?)

    Obviously, it was a blatant diss to everyone who has access to the Internet.

  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts


    1. Wax Poetics[/b]
    ...especially if you're a lady with a penchant for soulful hepcats.

    *gag*

    We must all be wary of those gold-digging succubi that do not genuinely share our interest in music but have instead loaded up on Wax Poetics back issues in a cynical effort to seduce us.

    I find my "I got it for cheap" tee is an excellent deterrent. I also avoid closing my eyes when nodding along to my pricey sexy jams.

  • grahamgraham 201 Posts
    Any get the new wax poetic? I just got it in the mail. Some great articles. Seems like there 2 different covers. I have cover 2 of 2. Whats 1 of 2 look like?


  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    finally: a Stones Throw artist gets some coverage in WaxPo.

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  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    finally: a Stones Throw artist gets some coverage in WaxPo.

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    Weird, huh???

  • SoulhawkSoulhawk 3,197 Posts
    I guess they know which side their bread is buttered on.

    what's the point of having a 'hip hop' issue though???

    that'd be like Vogue having a special 'anorexia & bulemia' issue.

    not strictly necessary

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  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,630 Posts
    Any get the new wax poetic? I just got it in the mail. Some great articles. Seems like there 2 different covers. I have cover 2 of 2. Whats 1 of 2 look like?


    Why didn't they spell it ?uestlove?

  • the other cover is on the credits page (although its really small), its a picture of P.E. at Rikers.

  • phono13phono13 842 Posts
    finally: a Stones Throw artist gets some coverage in WaxPo.

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    Understood, but this time it's appropriate. As far as the "hip hop" issue, I'm thinking there are a few raers out in the world. Hopefully there's a record porn section.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    You haters are hilarious. They put Dilla on the cover and folks want to shit on that. Amazing.


    And Fatback, the reason why WP cut mention of Soul Strut is because they saw the MM phenom as something that happened on a word-of-mouth level on the internet but wasn't solely attributable to the site. I can appreciate that this might be up for debate. For what it's worth, I personally would have included mention of the site.

    This all said, there was no love lost between SS and WP PRIOR to the MM issue anyways.

  • Any get the new wax poetic? I just got it in the mail. Some great articles. Seems like there 2 different covers. I have cover 2 of 2. Whats 1 of 2 look like?


    yeah I've seen them. If this 2 cover thing is going to be a regular occurence that'll be some str8 up wack poetics. Like major labels bringing out 2 CD singles of the same track but like changin the bar code or some trivial shit to get the fans to buy 'em both and hence get further up the (irrelevent) charts (and make more money I spose)

    ODub/Dante, 'ave a

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    yeah I've seen them. If this 2 cover thing is going to be a regular occurence that'll be some str8 up wack poetics. Like major labels bringing out 2 CD singles of the same track but like changin the bar code or some trivial shit to get the fans to buy 'em both and hence get further up the (irrelevent) charts (and make more money I spose)

    Err, why?

    Nobody says you have to buy both.

  • 33thirdcom33thirdcom 2,049 Posts
    I take it the whole piss and moan about wax poetics is going to become a quarterly event on soulstrut highlighting the release of each issue?


  • yeah but if yam a collector then you gots to get bofe (both)

  • but don't get me wrong I do like WP....

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    I take it the whole piss and moan about wax poetics is going to become a quarterly event on soulstrut highlighting the release of each issue?

    It was a quarterly event for about three years--it's now a bimonthly one.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    I take it the whole piss and moan about wax poetics is going to become a quarterly event on soulstrut highlighting the release of each issue?

    It was a quarterly event for about three years--it's now a bimonthly one.

    Faux should be a drummer, the way he never misses a beat.

  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
    This all said, there was no love lost between SS and WP PRIOR to the MM issue anyways.

    That is the real reasson they excluded mention of SS--although SS was very integral to the sotry itself--and that is LAME.

  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    This all said, there was no love lost between SS and WP PRIOR to the MM issue anyways.

    That is the real reasson they excluded mention of SS--although SS was very integral to the sotry itself--and that is LAME.

    Big picture, son:

    Wax Poetics is a goddamn magazine. Even if they'd dropped those 13 characters (allotting one for the "dot" and three for "com") that comprise the title of this website into the body of that article, what would have happened to your life to make it better? About a YEAR has passed since that time. I can't even remember what I had for dinner 2 nights ago. Hell: In less than 100 years, none of our own family members will be able to recite our names. Jesus fucking Christ. This website is great. WaxPoetics is great. Go buy a Crystal Light Slurpee or something.

    I'm going to go have sex with my girlfriend right now. Have a super night.

  • AserAser 2,351 Posts
    I'm going to go have sex with my girlfriend right now. Have a super night.

    but you skipped the drink a 40, smoke a blunt part. Your cipher is incomplete...

  • dayday 9,612 Posts
    While dry at times, I like Wax Poetics. It's ironic that, once people took the initiative to finally make a magazine that basically caters to all of us, people still find a way to hate.
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