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  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts


    Excuse me mister

    Since argyle is part of your repertoire,

    Seersucker Yay or Nay?

    The seersucker question aside, I hope TheMack admonishes you for leaving the house in pleat-front slacks.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts


    My question is this:


    OK, I got a little fat butt - will my shorty tell me that she like it like that?

    How is TheMack to know what your shorty will or will not tell you?

    He is a fashion expert, not a psychic!

    Don't you mean to ask, "How do I accentuate my little fat butt in order to ensure that my shorty will tell me that he like it like that?"

    I didn't include the following tidbit of information - he likes when my jeans look painted on.
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts


    Excuse me mister

    Since argyle is part of your repertoire,

    Seersucker Yay or Nay?

    The seersucker question aside, I hope TheMack admonishes you for leaving the house in pleat-front slacks.


    sayin' that suit is kinda fly (FUTURE YOUNG PHONICS WEEKEND FINDS REVEALED?@?!?!?!??!) but pleats are fucking some straight up bullshit...

    Faux:

    that kermit shit made me choke on my cliff bar.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    Dear TheMack,

    It is 2006 and I'm still sporting "the grunge look". Can you give me a few basic tips on updating my look? I imagine much has changed in the 12 since I last purchased new used clothing.

    Thanks!

    -Crink
  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    this thread sucks, you guys are all mad corny
  • jdeezjdeez 638 Posts
    but pleats are fucking some straight up bullshit...

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Dear TheMack,

    It is 2006 and I'm still sporting "the grunge look". Can you give me a few basic tips on updating my look? I imagine much has changed in the 12 since I last purchased new used clothing.

    Thanks!

    -Crink

    Screening twelve times a day in Crink's Private Mind Theater:

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    Dear TheMack,

    It is 2006 and I'm still sporting "the grunge look". Can you give me a few basic tips on updating my look? I imagine much has changed in the 12 since I last purchased new used clothing.

    Thanks!

    -Crink

    Screening twelve times a day in Crink's Private Mind Theater:


    Dawg, I am way more connected to the flannel than that.
  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    TheMack,

    What size white T's should I cop for the summer?

    I'm also going to be on the beach a lot this summer: speedo, regular swim shorts, or capri swim shorts?

    Can I wear flip flops in NYC?

    -Rey
  • noznoz 3,625 Posts
    What size white T's should I cop for the summer?

    Yes enlighten us. I understand the tall tee look is out. But what does that mean for those of us who are tall? Belly shirts?
  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    for white tees, go for the slim fit, not too long, like yung joc's tee in the "it's goin down" video
  • RAW_HAMBURGERRAW_HAMBURGER 1,438 Posts


    Dear

    I'm a big fan of Stan Smith Adidas, and i'm thinkin' 'bout coppin these.
    Cats are already rockin loud colors for the summer, should/could I join the club w/ these Kermit joints.

    Sincerely Bruce Wayne,
    please dont. my boy copped these. horrible

    the count or oscar please
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    Not here for advice, strictly to floss my Bape ensemble, a Summer must!
    MARQUEE BEHAVIOR=SLIDE DIRECTION=RIGHT>IMG SRC=http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4681/sharkman5jv.gif>/MARQUEE>
  • soulmarcosasoulmarcosa 4,296 Posts
    yeah, deisel got that piff for your wardrobe. i just copped a ill ass Seven track jacket that is swafin right now. it's real hype doe. my wardrobe is way too advanced man, ya'll cant hang

    you guys are all mad corny

    GAME RECOGNIZE GAME

  • silvertonesilvertone 765 Posts

    I thought this was the agreed hot shit for the summer nights.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    [a dude with dagger-looking sideburns]
    yeah, deisel got that piff for your wardrobe. i just copped a ill ass Seven track jacket that is swafin right now. it's real hype doe. my wardrobe is way too advanced man, ya'll cant hang

    you guys are all mad corny

    GAME RECOGNIZE GAME

    [/a dude with dagger-looking sideburns]
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    F'get about Kermits. Holla at Ms. Piggy
  • UMADUMAD 187 Posts


    F'get about Kermits. Holla at Ms. Piggy

    Are they "fierce" [email]Ol@v$r?[/email]
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts


    F'get about Kermits. Holla at Ms. Piggy

    Are they "fierce" [Email]Ol@v$r?[/Email]

    Ms. Piggy = the opposite of fierce.

    Betty Boop on the other hand...

  • edpowersedpowers 4,437 Posts
    greatest thread evar !
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,900 Posts
    Where do these fit in?

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Where do these fit in?


    Wow! These are great. Does Escada make these?
  • AaronAaron 977 Posts
    Dear Mack, first of all, I love your fashion manifesto. You should seek a publisher. I'll write the foreword.



    HOTDISH FASHION

    An epiphany yesterday
    captured my mind --
    the smiling children of Cairo
    unfurling roll
    upon roll
    of brightly colored broadcloth.

    Make no mistake,
    Duluth is a cold, grey city.
    Earth tones
    render us rusty mystics, praying
    "Thor, take a day off."
    But we love a warm hotdish --
    beef bathed in ocres,
    creams and browns
    (Italy can keep their neon cuisine).
    We celebrate the consistency
    in time: how simple Oxfords,
    khakis, and button-downs
    work in trio day
    after day.

    Our drones
    have no stripes, no spice.
    Blonde and bland, all day
    tapping his Timex
    and looking forward
    to the thought of 6pm --
    smiling children unfurling
    broadcloth table runners,
    setting the silverware,
    and eating plate
    after plate
    of hotdish.
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    No.










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