NY Times on The Thing

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edited May 2006 in Strut Central
Vinyl Underground GreenpointVinyl Underground By NATHANIEL RICHPublished: May 7, 2006TURBO TERRIFIC ??? a D.J. who gave no other name ??? was standing on an overturned milk crate in front of a tall bookshelf filled with records. "I don't think of myself as a record collector," he said as he flipped through the records on the top shelf. "Collecting is like a cult; it's crazy. Records are dusty, they take up space, and they weigh a lot. Why do you need them?"As evidence, he pulled out a beat-up copy of the Jacksons' "Victory." "I'll be lucky if I find one good record all day," he said. "But I'm picky: I own 15,000 records."It was a typically busy recent Sunday at the Thing, an inconspicuous thrift store hidden deep in Greenpoint, Brooklyn, that is home to one of the city's largest collection of vinyl records. Though vinyl may be a format on life support, long since replaced by an ever-expanding array of newer technology, you wouldn't know it from the vitality of the scene at the Thing. While several stores claim to have the city's largest inventory of vinyl, including Beat Street Records on Fulton Street in Downtown Brooklyn and House of Oldies on Carmine Street in the West Village, the Thing is unquestionably a contender.From street level, it is indistinguishable from the other thrift stores scattered along Manhattan Avenue. Its main floor is a crowded mishmash of ramshackle furniture, rusty automobile parts, strangers' photograph albums, used paperbacks and winter jackets. But far in the back, a narrow staircase leads to a dank, low-ceilinged basement, where, under harsh fluorescent lights, is a sight to awe any vinyl enthusiast: three long aisles of floor-to-ceiling shelves packed tightly with tens of thousands of records. Crowding the aisles, and blocking many of the shelves, are stacks of milk crates filled with more records. Every record sells for $2. They are not sorted in any way."Some guys hit the golf course; I come to this place," said Robert Marianetti, an animator from Greenpoint who says he buys about 30 records at the Thing every week. "I think I've been here about an hour. But I might have been here two days, for all I know."Sorting through the inventory, Mr. Marianetti had created two piles. The first was records he might buy. The other one?"When I find something good that I can't use, I put it to one side for the other customers," he explained. One of those records was a mint copy of the Moody Blues' 1965 debut album, "Go Now/Moody Blues No. 1." He already owned one."This would easily go for $25," he said, "if this was Manhattan."Larry Fisher, the store's burly, affable manager, acquires the records through estate sales, auctions and classified newspaper ads. He also handles special bulk orders.Last month, in three major sales, he sold 350 crates of records. "So for us," he said, "we're empty."In the six years since the Thing opened, the collection has expanded, creeping up the stairs and onto the main floor. There are now about 100,000 records downstairs, with an additional 30,000 upstairs. As Max Senchak, a heavy-metal musician who works in the store, put it, "It's grown into something horrible."In the face of such quantity, not to mention such chaos, overwhelmed customers develop coping strategies. Around the time Mr. Marianetti was discovering the Moody Blues album, Sam Brown, a 24-year-old writer and actor from Williamsburg on his first trip to the store, was trying to focus on Phil Collins. He hit upon a simple tactic."All of his records have white cursive writing on the spine," he said. "So I just looked for the cursive." Mr. Brown had nearly 20 records in his pile."It's a labyrinth down here," he said. "I feel like Indiana Jones."The following day, Chris Frost, who has been going to the store for four years, explained his system for finding new acquisitions as soon as they arrive. "The new crates are delivered close to the door," confided Mr. Frost, a handbag sample maker, part-time D.J. and casual collector from East Williamsburg. "You can easily tell. They're just neater."Not so, according to Mr. Senchak. "They think they know where we put the new shipments," he said with a malevolent grin. "But I pick a different spot every single time."Later that afternoon, a hip-hop producer from Bushwick named Tavish Graham was intensifying his search. He scanned the shelves quickly, looking for records with beats he could sample."I'm in the zone," he said. "There's no methodology here. Everyone's looking for the same thing: a sound you've never heard before, a missing blank in your vision of the world. See?"Triumphantly he pulled a record from the shelf, a 1985 single by Baron, featuring the songs "The Jammer," "Priscilla" and "Feeling It." A caption on the jacket described the record as "a delicious Calypsoul stew."As closing time approached, Turbo Terrific was still perched on his milk crate. He still hadn't found anything worth buying."The goal, of course, is to go through the whole collection," he said. "But the records shift around every day, so it's impossible to keep track of what you've already seen. I've heard guys talk about hiding downstairs overnight. If you brought food and a flashlight, and you weren't afraid of the rats, or the roaches, or these weird gooey bugs that live in the shelves, then it just might be possible to make it through the whole collection in one night."He paused, then dismissed the idea with a wave of his hand. "But those are some crazy dudes that talk like that."
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  • meatyogremeatyogre 2,080 Posts
    they should do all of NY a favor and close that shithole down.

  • ladydayladyday 623 Posts
    Sam Brown, a 24-year-old writer and actor from Williamsburg on his first trip to the store, was trying to focus on Phil Collins. He hit upon a simple tactic.

    "All of his records have white cursive writing on the spine," he said. "So I just looked for the cursive." Mr. Brown had nearly 20 records in his pile.

    I applaud this man.

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    late pass

  • crazypoprockcrazypoprock 1,037 Posts
    i cracked up too about the dude looking for Phil Collins...i don't hate on Phil but just the idea of being on the lookout for Phil Collins records is hilarious...you trip over them at every thrift store! why risk your life digging at the thing for Phil Collins!

    but yet there is the truth in what he says...we all have our own system of digging that we think works and scanning them from the side at the spines is one way.

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Sam Brown, a 24-year-old writer and actor from Williamsburg on his first trip to the store, was trying to focus on Phil Collins. He hit upon a simple tactic.

    "All of his records have white cursive writing on the spine," he said. "So I just looked for the cursive." Mr. Brown had nearly 20 records in his pile.

    I applaud this man.

    people be collecting some titles in that article

    then again this is coming from a proud boz scaggs and fleetwood mac fan

  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    Every record sells for $2.

    I wouldn't mind to hibernate there with a lunchbox and a torch. Just come over here and look at prices for records, you would love to stay in that place, seriously....

  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Every record sells for $2.

    I wouldn't mind to hibernate there with a lunchbox and a torch. Just come over here and look at prices for records, you would love to stay in that place, seriously....

    Dude it's one of the scariest vinyl groupings evar. From what I recall most of it was bad promo dance and rap. Not really that many private things, or disco raers. I'm sure there's some gems in there but the sheer number, volume, and arrangement made it an extreme chore to look through.

    That said I scored a private LA jazz LP and some Rap-a-lot 12".

  • crazypoprockcrazypoprock 1,037 Posts

    That said I scored a private LA jazz LP and some Rap-a-lot 12".

    after every complaint about the thing it's always followed up with "that said...i got bla bla bla there".

    for a 12" collector the place is so nice. it's work but it's mostly fun work. especially if you use the free sanitary gloves they provide. it really would be nice if they honestly let you know what was the new arrivals.

  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    I've been to The Thing twice, spent about four hours each time and the only records I bought were some children's stuff for my kid because I didn't find anything I wanted. But, I don't buy 12" singles, for people who do, I'm sure that place pays off after putting in work. Its also the most uncomfortable place I've ever dug. The ailes are cramped, the dust is thick, and its pretty overwhelming. Also as an OCD person the clusterfuck they got in there is hard to handle. The moniker on the window couldn't be more acurate "DJ heaven, in the basement of hell!"

  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    Also check out Rob Sevier going through it.... cool little piece (although not knowing straker's is not a good look)

    http://www.wnyc.org/shows/tnbt/episodes/2005/04/08

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    If you are over 6'2" the Thing is the bomb. The Japs aren't bringing stepladders yet so they get

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Since when was it called "THE THING"?

  • crazypoprockcrazypoprock 1,037 Posts
    wow...thanks for that npr link...really cool.

    it's always been called "the thing"...or "the 2 dollar record spot in greenpoint".

  • p_gunnp_gunn 2,284 Posts
    Since when was it called "THE THING"?

    about 3-4 years ago when they put up an awning and printed up business cards... before that it was nameless... "the greenpoint spot"...

    as for me, i always get a little jolt whenever i am digging deep in the boroughs and the guy i'm buying from goes "yeah we don't get too many people here, but, yunno that guy Isaac?"



    there are absolutely no qualifiers about what can be found in the thing... i've pulled out everything from Cal Tjader on Fantasy on red wax to Lil Jon on TVT on red wax...

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    Also check out Rob Sevier going through it.... cool little piece (although not knowing straker's is not a good look)

    http://www.wnyc.org/shows/tnbt/episodes/2005/04/08

    It does puzzle me that one could look at records 'every day' and never bump into a soca release (esp in NYC)

    But how exactly does one buy records professionally?? I feel I'm ideally suited for that work.

  • crazypoprockcrazypoprock 1,037 Posts
    i think the guy in that piece just came to new york to check out the thing but was from the mid-west? i dunno, i really liked all the things he said...and they did acknowledge that the soca joint sucked. it sounds like maybe it was an early straker release...the guys last name was straker so maybe it looked even more rare and dope than the typical misleading soca joint?

    as far as buying records professionally...i guess either have a reissue label like those guys or buy and re-sell on ebay and actually turn a profit...just look professional when you do it.

  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    But how exactly does one buy records professionally?? I feel I'm ideally suited for that work.

    I think pretty much what he says... gets up every day and puts in work. It's all about making connections, anyways.

    Coincidentally today I just got a package from doud, unannounced. Super cool guy.

  • LamarTinsonLamarTinson 507 Posts
    The Japs


  • ariel_calmerariel_calmer 3,762 Posts
    The Japs


    "5 pager"

  • el_sparkoel_sparko 884 Posts
    The Japs


    Yes, short for Japanese, much like the term "Brit" for British people, "Scot" for Scottish, "Turk" for Turkish etc...
    Don't get asshurt over something so minor...

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    The Japs


    Yes, short for Japanese, much like the term "Brit" for British people, "Scot" for Scottish, "Turk" for Turkish etc...
    Don't get asshurt over something so minor...

    And shouldn't there be an before there can be an ?

    "Nippon" = bigoted
    "Compulsive Blue Note Digger from Japan" = so self-conscious it's bigoted.

    Come on, this is The Thing we are talking about.

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    please don't use japs, thank you.

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    please don't use japs, thank you.

    Noted.

    [adds to ignore list]

  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts
    i cracked up too about the dude looking for Phil Collins...i don't hate on Phil but just the idea of being on the lookout for Phil Collins records is hilarious...you trip over them at every thrift store! why risk your life digging at the thing for Phil Collins! [/b]

    Yo, but did he know about that Philip Bailey "Chinese Wall," though?

    Easy Lover =


















    Yeah, and "Japs" = ...


    Read up on your read-ups, as well as your etymology...And this is coming from someone who's half Korean!

  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts

    Yeah, and "Japs" = ...


    Read up on your read-ups, as well as your etymology...And this is coming from someone who's half Korean!

    Half-Korean = Pandering to the jury and irrelevant. Could someone please hurry up and reclaim the word already? This coming from someone who's 100% kraut.

  • coselmedcoselmed 1,114 Posts

    Yeah, and "Japs" = ...


    Read up on your read-ups, as well as your etymology...And this is coming from someone who's half Korean!

    Half-Korean = Pandering to the jury and irrelevant. Could someone please hurry up and reclaim the word already? This coming from someone who's 100% kraut.

    Hey, didn't I just meet you on Saturday?

    That aside, who needs "Jap" when availed of cool words like ichiban?



  • LamarTinsonLamarTinson 507 Posts
    The Japs


    Yes, short for Japanese



    Wow.

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    as far as buying records professionally...i guess either have a reissue label like those guys

    Thats what I'm saying though... there's no way you could live comfortably off having a small reissue label (and a legitimate one that licenses tracks no less) right?

    And as far as 'Jap' is concerned, plenty of people honestly do not know that it is considered offensive. Just say nicely its not to be used and if they've got any sense that should do it.

  • vajdaijvajdaij 447 Posts
    At least he didn't say 'Nips', right?

  • LamarTinsonLamarTinson 507 Posts
    At least he didn't say 'Nips', right?

    Sure... its just the hypocrisy in here kills me somethimes. Just sayin'.
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