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  • nzshadownzshadow 5,526 Posts
    soufriere1 you are the man.

  • m_dejeanm_dejean Quadratisch. Praktisch. Gut. 2,946 Posts
    (you got that from Vice, eh?)

    Normally I think Vice mag is a piece of dewdoo, but the issue with this article (from '99) is the only one I've ever kept on the shelf. A fine and useful piece of indepth journalism
  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    This said: men who avoid sex during a period are straight wuss.

    In theory, I'm down - but you gotta admit that seeing [color:red]RED [/color] can be a bit of a buzz kill.
  • Danno3000Danno3000 2,851 Posts
    eating pussy sucks. and dont get me wrong, im not really about getting head either. sex is by far the best shit

    Spoken like a true virgin!
    mehhh. im not a virgin. going down just doesnt appeal to me. i mean, my girl loves it, so i do it for her, but i dont enjoy it. and really the only time i ask her to go down on me is when shes on her period, otherwise, i line up in the puccini

    Wow, man. You need to send me some records post haste to make up for this tragedy of a post or I'm going to have ban you.
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    More pooch than puccini.

    K.
  • dreas_heardrumsdreas_heardrums 686 Posts
    This said: men who avoid sex during a period are straight wuss.

    In theory, I'm down - but you gotta admit that seeing [color:red]RED [/color] can be a bit of a buzz kill.

    this is true. try doing it in the shower, makes it a lot easier.
  • TheMackTheMack 3,414 Posts
    i mean, i could do it when shes on her rod, but i get real uneasy when i see blood. i might not, uhhh, be able to perform if you know what i mean...
  • sticky_dojahsticky_dojah New York City. 2,136 Posts
    Regarding cunnilingus and fellatio, newest research revealed that the probability of mouth cancer can be increased. I don't know if that will stop me from giving/receiving...real head is the deal, ha....

    any scientists here have any info on that? mouth cancer from cunnilingus? phew....
  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,960 Posts
    HTF do you resarch the head/cancer probability? I would volunteer...
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    HTF do you resarch the head/cancer probability? I would volunteer...

    Google

    "fellatio"and "cancer"

    Also a lot of research that says fellatio reduces breast cancer...

    K in Canada.
  • IronfeetIronfeet 516 Posts
    Men SUCK at eating pussy.....not because they don't like it but because
    it's really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the
    key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later
    on), so it's time we broke it down, like this..

    The secret to giving good head is to read the signs. You could be the best
    sexual mechanic in the world, but if you can't read the emotional road
    signs, you're going to end up wandering around in a desolate labial
    wasteland until, eventually you drop from exhaustion, hot tears running
    down your face.
    Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, "although i am about to
    rock your insides with 3000 ibs. of explosives, heres a little intimate
    treat session to show you how i really feel." Instead of screaming "OH MY
    GAWD!!" like her baby has been trapped under a car (which is what fucking
    should do), cunnilingus elicits a more splendiferous
    "ooooohhmygaawdooohmygodohmygod", kind of being massaged with exotic
    fruits by a muscular Arab oil shiek. A good mange (that's french for eats
    you brutes) is like a thousand years of saturdays or a "calgon, take me
    away" as....break it down.....

    GIVE THIS GUY A BASKET OF PINK TACOS NOW!!! YOUR A CHAMP!!!
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