HOW TO EARN A LOT OF MONEY
Hawkeye
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Become a famouse almost naked biatch and than get payed by retarted morons that look like a frog shitted out by an alien.This is an Austrian construction biz owner who rents biatches every year for the Vienna Opera ball (Wiener Opernball). So that he and his wifey biatch gets always into every fucking media. The last years he had almost famous big titted woman like Pamela Anderson, Geri Halliwel (Spice Biatch) or old big titted woman like Farrah Fawcet, Sophia Loren, or Catherine Deneuve. This year it was Elektra.
(WTF is he doing behind her ?? It looks like it is something which makes you go hmmm)So on TV I watched a feature about the wife of this construction biz owner.His wife likes to eat with her children in 5 star restaurants where they have special recipies to cover the food with beatgold. Yes, thats what I call jiggy and bling bling, and you know why ?? Because your body cant digest gold which means you shit it out. And believe me, they dont filter their toiletwater like those american fast food chains which have cleaner toilet water than the ice cubes for your coke.So fuck Paull Wall and all the grill idiotism. The Austrians dont need gold in their mouths, they shit on it.Oh, and by the way, the wife of this frog moron, she had also a guest for the opera ball this year, it was the son of Ghadaffi, yes you remember it right, this guy who wanted to blow the shit out of a US Discothek in Berlin and now is very sorry for it.
When asked what does he think how the management of Ms Electra will react on the fact that Mr.Ghadaffi will be there too he said. "The guest of my wife is Mrs.Schiller. She needs enough space for her bust measurement, there is not enough place" (Here it is in austrian german "Der Gast meiner Frau ist die Frau Schiller. Die braucht viel Platz f??r ihre Oberweite, da geht sich nimmer viel aus.") So unfortunatly I found no picture of Mrs.Schiller but whatever. Ghadaffis son was there and Electra too.
(No wifey, I dont want to cheat, arent you hungry ?? Go eat beatgold)So OK, na you know how you can make a shitload of money by just smiling into the face of the devil. Oh fuck, I have to get rich, money can realy buy you everything, do you think she swallows it ???Everything I wrote is true.Hawkeye
(WTF is he doing behind her ?? It looks like it is something which makes you go hmmm)So on TV I watched a feature about the wife of this construction biz owner.His wife likes to eat with her children in 5 star restaurants where they have special recipies to cover the food with beatgold. Yes, thats what I call jiggy and bling bling, and you know why ?? Because your body cant digest gold which means you shit it out. And believe me, they dont filter their toiletwater like those american fast food chains which have cleaner toilet water than the ice cubes for your coke.So fuck Paull Wall and all the grill idiotism. The Austrians dont need gold in their mouths, they shit on it.Oh, and by the way, the wife of this frog moron, she had also a guest for the opera ball this year, it was the son of Ghadaffi, yes you remember it right, this guy who wanted to blow the shit out of a US Discothek in Berlin and now is very sorry for it. When asked what does he think how the management of Ms Electra will react on the fact that Mr.Ghadaffi will be there too he said. "The guest of my wife is Mrs.Schiller. She needs enough space for her bust measurement, there is not enough place" (Here it is in austrian german "Der Gast meiner Frau ist die Frau Schiller. Die braucht viel Platz f??r ihre Oberweite, da geht sich nimmer viel aus.") So unfortunatly I found no picture of Mrs.Schiller but whatever. Ghadaffis son was there and Electra too. (No wifey, I dont want to cheat, arent you hungry ?? Go eat beatgold)So OK, na you know how you can make a shitload of money by just smiling into the face of the devil. Oh fuck, I have to get rich, money can realy buy you everything, do you think she swallows it ???Everything I wrote is true.Hawkeye
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Yo Hawkeye,
stop the hatting! There are worse people than that and you're just mad! And it all stems from the fact you are a broke HipHopambassador who can't get into Opera...
"Back of my mind, I hope she swallow
Man She spilt a drink on my cream wallows "
I think this may be the most amazing thing I've ever read on this board.
Peace
Hawkeye
"CLASSIC" icon plaese
MY THOGHTS XACTLY. FUK THAT DOODE.
WEN I SAY PUTO, Y'ALL SAY BONG BONG.
uhhhh.....that's Carmen Electra???
HO!
This picture is powerfull stuff. I'm gonna use this for my next new year card. They look like the're about to witness the end of the world.
Carmen looks so uncomfortable and used in this photo
Go on...show the rest!!! (NSFW)
SG