When I was young, I went to this summer camp at this health club and all the dudes ran around the gym all day trying to *fwop* eachother in the nuts. I was always swift enough to block their attempts, or I'd catch their leg and try to lift it up over dude's head, or maybe try to kick them back. Anyway, one of the counselors told us that her younger brother got kicked in his stuff once so hard that the nuts went up into his body and never came down. I think we stopped after hearing that.
the nuts went up into his body and never came down.
paging magic jackson
it's true. last summer, the night before my week-long, romantic getaway with the missus, i decided to clean up the ol' downstairs mess with my hair clippers. somehow my sack got caught in the blades and i fucking split my shell. breaking bones feels great compared to this, by the way. my mom was on her way to pick up my housekey while i was doubled over in the bathroom, and insisted that i go to the emergency room to get stitched up, but my girl steri-taper 'er all up instead. that's some scary shit mang, and i'm still nervous to bring the clippers back into the mix.
the nuts went up into his body and never came down.
paging magic jackson
it's true. last summer, the night before my week-long, romantic getaway with the missus, i decided to clean up the ol' downstairs mess with my hair clippers. somehow my sack got caught in the blades and i fucking split my shell. breaking bones feels great compared to this, by the way. my mom was on her way to pick up my housekey while i was doubled over in the bathroom, and insisted that i go to the emergency room to get stitched up, but my girl steri-taper 'er all up instead. that's some scary shit mang, and i'm still nervous to bring the clippers back into the mix.
the nuts went up into his body and never came down.
paging magic jackson
it's true. last summer, the night before my week-long, romantic getaway with the missus, i decided to clean up the ol' downstairs mess with my hair clippers. somehow my sack got caught in the blades and i fucking split my shell. breaking bones feels great compared to this, by the way. my mom was on her way to pick up my housekey while i was doubled over in the bathroom, and insisted that i go to the emergency room to get stitched up, but my girl steri-taper 'er all up instead. that's some scary shit mang, and i'm still nervous to bring the clippers back into the mix.
jesus dude, use a straight razor! for the love of all that's good use a straight razor. you don't want some whirring buzzing out of control mechanical blades chopping away at anything important down there.
the nuts went up into his body and never came down.
paging magic jackson
it's true. last summer, the night before my week-long, romantic getaway with the missus, i decided to clean up the ol' downstairs mess with my hair clippers. somehow my sack got caught in the blades and i fucking split my shell. breaking bones feels great compared to this, by the way. my mom was on her way to pick up my housekey while i was doubled over in the bathroom, and insisted that i go to the emergency room to get stitched up, but my girl steri-taper 'er all up instead. that's some scary shit mang, and i'm still nervous to bring the clippers back into the mix.
Dude, you never clip the downstairs without a guard. you were just asking for it. you gotta put a guard on that shit. if you were going for the 'Bobby Vitale,' totally clean look, you can't use clippers for that. clippers is just for trimming. so you have to use a guard.
haha. .. na just trying to make sure theres no repeat offenders. just reading your story made me want to vomit w rage .. and vomit w disgustedness .. and vomit for basically a plethora of physical and psychological reasons
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heres the real question...
GIVING BIRTH OR GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS? WHATS GOOD?
i once sliced my achilles tendons and did the moon walk through a kiddie pool filled with lemon juice.
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jesus dude, use a straight razor! for the love of all that's good use a straight razor. you don't want some whirring buzzing out of control mechanical blades chopping away at anything important down there.
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Dude, you never clip the downstairs without a guard. you were just asking for it. you gotta put a guard on that shit. if you were going for the 'Bobby Vitale,' totally clean look, you can't use clippers for that. clippers is just for trimming. so you have to use a guard.
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