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A Pinker Pooper in 2006

dayday 9,611 Posts
edited February 2006 in Strut Central
Courtesy of Aser, who delights in all things pink and poop-like. People have nothing better to do with their money than this???

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  • gloomgloom 2,765 Posts
    "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"

    i ask myself this daily.
  • BigSpliffBigSpliff 3,266 Posts
    "San Fernando Valley"
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    I'm pretty sure this is what Daze does for a living.

    Can't be mad at that, though. Just the other day I called him up while he was with a THICK internet porn star. (Drewn, her initials are V.V. and she's been known to parade her ass online.) I hit him with The Challenge:

    Stick your face betwixt her titties, shake your head back and forth and go "blabble blabble blabble," OR YOU'RE SOFT.

    He was not soft that day. What a trooper!

    Herm
  • GrafwritahGrafwritah 4,184 Posts
    "We just tried it on some buttholes and realized it worked," said Esser-Thorin.

    Well this has really piqued my interest as far as what other chemical products may work on my butthole:

    cologne
    fabric softener
    Nair
    wrinkle releaser
    Lime-Away

    "We've gotten a lot of orders from Texas," she says. "We've been bleaching lots of Texan winkers."

    Geeeeeorrrge!



    I>Vaginal cosmetic surgery???in which plastic surgeons trim and reshape the labia and make them symmetrical???supports the notion that there is such a thing as a normal- or typical-looking pussy.[/i]

    I had not considered this. I wonder if they have penile cosmetic surgery - I think my urethra is asymmetrical.
  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts

    Well this has really piqued my interest as far as what other chemical products may work on my butthole:


  • canonicalcanonical 2,100 Posts
    "Is there any way of making my anus more pink or lighter in color? Mine is dark and I hate it. Any suggestions?"

    i ask myself this daily.
    And you have nothing to live for?
  • BeatChemistBeatChemist 1,465 Posts
    Just the other day I called him up while he was with a THICK internet porn star. (Drewn, her initials are V.V. and she's been known to parade her ass online.) I hit him with The Challenge:

    Stick your face betwixt her titties, shake your head back and forth and go "blabble blabble blabble," OR YOU'RE SOFT.

    He was not soft that day. What a trooper!

  • drewnicedrewnice 5,465 Posts
    I'm pretty sure this is what Daze does for a living.

    Can't be mad at that, though. Just the other day I called him up while he was with a THICK internet porn star. (Drewn, her initials are V.V. and she's been known to parade her ass online.)


    H2>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!/H2>
  • ladydayladyday 623 Posts


    ^^^^^^^^^^
    "Parking in Rear"

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