Sexy midsections
mannybolone
Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
Since our other thread is on the road to deletion (you know which one), I wanted to tanget off into the fact that someone would actually use the phrase "sexy midsection". It just seems like a really odd compliment to pay (ok, that and it's creepy considering the source) though I suppose "sexy belly" sounds weird too.I'm all for the sexy midsection tho' - that whole, show some hips and belly thing can be DISASTOROUS in the wrong hands, or, er body. Like busted ass women in their late 30s who drank and smoked too much and now roll with a little poochiness? Not a good look. Not at all. Believe me, I'm not mad at a lil pooch but when shit is rolling off your jeans, or squeezed from beneath a tight t-shirt...you're just playing yourself. It's the female eqiuvalent of men who really, really shouldn't be wearing speedos. YAOMIZING? On the other hand, you have the hostess at Frida's on Beverly in L.A., who had those honeydip hips and about two inches of skin showing. Thank you mami. (notice the "i" and not the "y")
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Catch 'em!
I'm thinking the thing will be showing a lot of uvula in the 06.
Believe me, I'm ready
I've been enjoying them -- and not enjoying them -- for the last five years. I'm ready for a change.
wait... did he really say sexy midsection? whoa shit. i totally read that as "sexy misdirection," whatever that means. ok now this is even creepier.
yes and you know what that is in reference to right? the monkey picture.
It's actually sexy midriff, as in "midriff-exposing shirt...." Not that it sounds so much better.
Oh yeah, a soft sword to the midsection
Predetection?
Insulting uffing, nah that's not my intention
I'd probably feel more comfortable if the dudes on the corner yelled "HELLO THORAX" at my girl when she walked by...
A Note To Women Everywhere: Please stop tattooing the small of your back. It's like the Ugg Boot/Trucker Hat of "sexy tattoos"
On an unrelated note. Twerp's IP address and email could be passed to the moderators of this board. They can search if he's been here and block him from ever being here. Then that cuts down on unneeded worry and you can go back to focusing on your sexy midsection (there, I said it.)
p.s. What's the verdict on women with hairy arms? I find myself mysteriously drawn to this feature (no stalking).
Except that it doesn't take laser surgery to have your uggs removed.
I'm curious when this trend took off. Chris Rock jokes that all the strippers wear clear heels but for real, back tats are more common in porn than silicon implants.
Or, er, so I've heard.
this all said, I'm not mad at small, tasteful back tats but the floral, jungle-inspired spreads are just some shit you're going to regret 10 years from now.
One of the best things ever: supposedly in germany the slang for those small of the back tribal tattoos is "ass antlers".
And again - NOT A GOOD LOOK.
i think i can make fun of jason giambi now that he is not an athletic anymore. a while ago the chronicle had this huge photo of him on the cover of the datebook section where he was flexing his muscles and showing all his tattoos. then i read the interview and dude was asked about his tattoos.
"oh i got a couple of dragons, some tribals on my pecks and biceps, some skulls".
Persian girls have the best hairy arms.
"Yo! That blondie just stepped on your new Jordans!"
"Oh no, she didn't! Who told her to walk on my side of the street in Fallujah?"
Hanzi Smatter
I've heard it called the "California license plate"
I always check out eye's and neckline ( From below the ears down across the shoulders) whenever I'm interested in a gurl. I just ended things with a gurl with a sexy "Mid-section" tho (Someone needs to come up with a better name for that!)
Turn off's for me - Smoking. No matter how sexy the gurl is, if I see her light up, I get kinda turned off.
If I'm ever thinking about hooking up with someone. I check out their feet. Not in a sexual way mind you... I dun have a foot fetish. It comes from that Eddie Murphy movie... Forget the name.
But if a women takes care of her feet. You know the rest of her is hook up as well.. Or something along those lines...
Question:
Does anyone here follow the rule from the move Swingers??
The whole 3 day rule?
Him said: "Dude, she's showing whale tale?"
Mine said: What's that mean?
Him said: "Look, you'll get it."
Mine said: [looking] Ohhhh, I get it.
AHAHAAAHHHA
ahaha that one's good too.
My co-worker just got one yesterday on his back and I had to pretend to like it. (I've got nothing against self-mutilation/scarification etc, I have a branding and used to have double digit piercings, now all gone) Anyways it's a big ass black piece of flash art. He listens too a lot of faux death metal, how did somebody here describe it, with "cookie monster" vocals. The best thing I could come up with when he took his shirt off was:
"Ohhhhhhh... yeah.... emmm, that looks good with your hair & skin tone."
It was seriously the best I could come up with. He's hispanic, and honestly, it didn't look weird or anything. uh. no ayo?
What can I do about love handles without giving up Trappist beers and soul food? Hopeless?