longet or longoria?

FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central

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  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts




    LONGORIA gets my long green.

  • bull_oxbull_ox 5,056 Posts
    didn't Claudine shoot hubby Andy Wms? or am getting my stories mixed up?

    if so I'd pick the other no question

  • CLAUDINE 4EVER 4DAYZ



    It's a must to fantasize about an eerie French babytalk singer who shoots her Olympic skiier boyfriend...


































    OR YOUR SOFT

  • dayday 9,611 Posts




    LONGORIA gets my long green.

    alllllll day

  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts




    LONGORIA gets my long green.

    alllllll day

    All month, All year foolio! I would bang her like a screen door in a Florida hurricane!!!!!!!!!!!!




  • Yeah Claudine shot Spider Sabich:


  • DJCireDJCire 729 Posts




    LONGORIA gets my long green.

    alllllll day

    Everyday

  • Before Longet married (and killed) Spider Sabich she was married to the king of the dollar bins:


  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    "Apply liberally to your nether regions"

  • Before Longet married (and killed) Spider Sabich she was married to the king of the dollar bins

    Not to mention that she was signed by the God of the dollar bins.


  • FatbackFatback 6,746 Posts




    LONGORIA gets my long green.

    alllllll day

    All month, All year foolio! I would bang her like a screen door in a Florida hurricane!!!!!!!!!!!!




    those Maxim spreads are too fucking tranny?

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts




    LONGORIA gets my long green.

    alllllll day

    All month, All year foolio! I would bang her like a screen door in a Florida hurricane!!!!!!!!!!!!




    those Maxim spreads are too fucking tranny?

    So overrated.




  • man this is like that Ghostface v. Young Buck thread a month or two back. No fair.

  • Longet. It's all about the voice!

  • Oh yeah, what's not to love? That shit is so hot!

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,947 Posts
    Longoria! Even over Lyn Christopher!

  • If you're going to bring Lyn Christopher into the equation, then Lyn wins, hands down.

  • pickwick33pickwick33 8,946 Posts
    Longoria.

    Why?

    Because she is Red Hot Right Now and you can see her every Sunday night on teevee.

    Longet was Red Hot Back Then and nobody's seen her in decades, so for all we know, by now she may look like this:


    so I'm going with the more-accessible Longoria.

  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts


    Flat ass.

  • SIRUSSIRUS 2,554 Posts


    Flat ass.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts


    Flat ass.



    Not to mention her jacked skin...

  • Look, it's 2006, longoria is most likely a computer with fake everything. A product of photoshop, and masturbation-based focus groups. Maxim is crap anyway.

  • I think Longet was boring spite the fact that I think she doesn't look to good nowadays. And Longet was ruining 'the party'. Only her singing was quite enjoyable. Even the accent of Peter Sellers was better and he faked it.
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