Look, it's 2006, longoria is most likely a computer with fake everything. A product of photoshop, and masturbation-based focus groups. Maxim is crap anyway.
I think Longet was boring spite the fact that I think she doesn't look to good nowadays. And Longet was ruining 'the party'. Only her singing was quite enjoyable. Even the accent of Peter Sellers was better and he faked it.
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LONGORIA gets my long green.
if so I'd pick the other no question
It's a must to fantasize about an eerie French babytalk singer who shoots her Olympic skiier boyfriend...
OR YOUR SOFT
alllllll day
All month, All year foolio! I would bang her like a screen door in a Florida hurricane!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyday
Not to mention that she was signed by the God of the dollar bins.
those Maxim spreads are too fucking tranny?
So overrated.
man this is like that Ghostface v. Young Buck thread a month or two back. No fair.
Why?
Because she is Red Hot Right Now and you can see her every Sunday night on teevee.
Longet was Red Hot Back Then and nobody's seen her in decades, so for all we know, by now she may look like this:
so I'm going with the more-accessible Longoria.
Flat ass.
Not to mention her jacked skin...