AMERICAN IDOL
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Who's watching this season?Simon is fuckin' 
so far..."You know what? you remind me of a wasp... What [Paula] is saying is that you'd make a good rat.""My advice to you is to shave off the beard and wear a dress, cause you'd make a great female impersonator."
so far..."You know what? you remind me of a wasp... What [Paula] is saying is that you'd make a good rat.""My advice to you is to shave off the beard and wear a dress, cause you'd make a great female impersonator."
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But I did not shoot the deputeee...
And Iiii shot the SHeriffafaf
But I did not shoot the deputeee...
And Iiii shot the SHeriffafaf
But I did not shoot the deputeee...
And Iiii shot the SHeriffafaf
But I did not shoot the deputeee...
And Iiii shot the SHeriffafaf
But I did not shoot the deputeee...
And Iiii shot the SHeriffafaf
But I did not shoot the deputeee...
And Iiii shot the SHeriffafaf
But I did not shoot the deputeee...
And Iiii shot the SHeriffafaf
But I did not shoot the deputeee...
Simon: Thank you.
ONE MORE TIME!
CAN I GET A REFRAIN?
ONE MORE TIME!
that shit had us rollin'!
best part of the series. only part i watch.
yeah man, dude is hella mean today. More so than normal.
i havent seen the most recent ep, but seriously. some of these folke must be so closed off from the rest of the civilized world.
like really.
Real talk.
The actual competition becomes far, far, far less interesting once they get to the final 12 or whatever.
the two brothers and two sisters were cool. i like that dude on the right in the black jacket better than his brother. that frank sinatra kid was cool but like that red headed freak he may make a few rounds but unless he can become pop and change up his singing style he'll never make it.
and i agree, the first few episodes are cool... i have friends who think they can sing but ive never told any of them that they could... im quick to say that they cant though and usually become shocked at my reply. im just not going to sit here and bullshit. if youre mediocre at singing... then you cant sing and need lessons. period... stop lying to your friends and tell them whats really. if they get mad and dont like it... fuck them.
i really don't understand how people can sing way off key and not hear that they sound bad. i mean when i get my karaoke on and my voice cracks or some shit like that, i am totally aware that i fucked up and it sounds awful. but do these people still think they sound good when they see themselves on video or hear themselves recorded? i wonder...
i guess there is a similiar phenomenon with rhythm as i have met producer hobbyists whose beats sounded good, but they had absolutely no rhythm when it came to dancing. it is like the beat they were dancing was to the random beat of shoes in a dryer.
That shit was funny!!!!!!!!! I was wondering how long he was gonna go on with that one line. Why couldn't he just once complete with "But I didn't..." Comedy!
The twin brothers were pretty good and I agree, dude on the right was better.
And what was up with that one family? Gramma getting all pissed. Her boy/girl sucked large. I thought they might be alright when I heard the mom say she cries when they sing that song. It was complete poodoo.
One last thing...
I... I.. SHOT THE SHERIFF... I...
i thought you sang great during ding dong dangoke
He reminded me so much of Tripledouble...
hahaha... well, thank you. you and your pal were quite nice as well. i was trying to impress the little girl across from me though. told shigger that ill holler at both of you next time i make it down there.
nice, will be a good time for sure.
So they can ack like they doin' somthin' that they really not.
No he didn't! Tony from the Philahobo days.
me and my roomates were on the floor.
the expressions on the judge's faces are priceless.
what was up with fucked up sun tan christina aguilera wannabe and her whore mom? that shit was scary.
For real. She looked like the sister of one of those Jersey boys.
I think the judges asked to see her Mom just to see what kind of skank raised this delusional girl. You could tell all the judges had to hold back the laughter and "see, I told ya so"'s.
Pure trailer comedy.
for most people, this and annoying vocal "warm-ups" (which are clearly a joke that vocal coaches refuse to let the world in on) are all that comes out of singing lessons, and they still suck balls.
I missed the show yesterday and am really curious 'bout this Sheriff dood. Can someone plaese provide a link to video clip? I couldn't find one on the official site.
SG
but what is it even supposed to do or signify?... is it supposed to be like they are used to having headphones on when they sing (like any of them have ever been in a studio)?
i have never seen anybody who was actually a good singer do that