wHITEY ON THE MOOn....TONIGHT! Soundclash Edition
iron_monkey
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Thass right..TONITEGuzzo and Monkey duke it out on the wheels of steel for 60 minutes apiece to see quien es mas guapo![/b]Tune in and cast your votes. The winner gets smoked up for free for the next three shows. So you know we gon' be doin' our bestest with our finest selekshunssss and no dead air between rekkids. It's gonna be 
GOTDAMN!!!
GOTDAMN!!!
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Can you guys plaese play music I can only listen to while wearing my Depends?? with Stain-Defender?? for optimal blood-removal??
Here's the link...
http://www.titanradio.org/vnews/display.v/SEC/Listen+Live
8pm PST
singular...one whitey is AWOL
Well, what happened was this>>
Guzzo thought it would be cute to play make believe and put Shure needles in his pockets as if they were spare change. Thus destroying one beyond recognition. Lucky for us there was an extra neele stashed with the ancient turntables we're currently using. Keep in mind we've had to lie, beg, cheat, steal, etc. to get needles, mixers and working turntables for virtually every show. This has amazingly worked in our favor more times than not.
And as you know, Adam's love affair with Modern Soul is only rivaled by his fascination with 8 minute songs and/or cueing up random selections from horrific albums as some sort of twisted experiment in bad taste. Thus leaving me with less time to rock my 3-4 minute jams but, giving me more time to dash out to the parking lot to make sure we're not getting ticketed and to get blazed in my 280Z.
So, this week, we planned on having a soundclash to give each of us a chance to flex and do the damn thing. Cool, I go get the drugs and Adam sets up the tables and begins his 60 minute routine. I arrive at 8:30 only to find him bathed in fluorescent light, handling a dog-eared script for the Edward James Olmos masterpiece "Stand and Deliver" and looking rather disillusioned. You see, the extra needle we discovered was taken from the studio. Even though I suggested last week that we either hide or hold on to it for future shows. Of course, no one listens to me. I'm just a stoned, limping moron. So Adam is trying to use his damaged, beat-to-shit Shure needle and it's just not happening. I take a look at it and folks, this thing was finished. So of course, I try to get all ghetto on it and try to fix it with duct tape and paper (!?). Needless to say, it didn't work out.
Well there you have it. Adam's elaborate plan to avoid soundclashing with me actually worked out. We'll se what he tries topull next week. Gotta give him props for the "Stand and Deliver" script hough. That was a touch of pure genius!!! I think we should read excerpts from it next week. Yes, we'll definitely do that.
That's really what happened. You can't make this stuff up folls. This my life with Guzzo...
Hope you guys get it together for this next week, looking forward to it.
If anyone in the SGV or the OC area wants to help ensure that we can get this program right we'd gladly appreciate it
Iron Monkey:[/b] remember....
[color:white] I WILL WORK YOU SON!
DON'T RISK IT [/color]
I don't get it
fuk it.
yers mine and the macks avatars look dope together.
luther is king.
l8