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Dirty Jokes!

mandrewmandrew 2,720 Posts
edited January 2006 in Strut Central
it's friday! let's hear some jokes...little billy really wants a bike for his birthday, so he asks his poppa, "daddy! can i have a new bike for my birthday? puhleeease?!"little billy's daddy goes on to explain that the family doesn't have enough money for a bike because they have a $500,000 mortgage. billy's dejected but he gives in and goes off to bed.the next morning, billy's daddy wakes up to find billy about to leave the house with a big suitcase. he asks, "billy, where are you going?" and billy responds, "i heard you and mommy fighting last night. you said you were going to pull out and she got mad and said she was going to come too! well, i'm not letting you two leave me alone with that mortgage!" haha, funny, yes?! alright your turn

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  • pcmrpcmr 5,591 Posts
    A guy goes into an airport bar

    He goes to the barkeep and orders '' I'll have 8 shooters of goldschlagger and make it snappy!''

    ''8! What's the occasion?''

    ''My first blowjob!''

    ''Well if that's the case Lets make it 9 on the house''



    ''Well if 8 doesn't take the taste out of my mout, nothing will!''

    Zing! (no homohate)
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