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Knock on the door

CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
edited December 2005 in Strut Central
Mormon missionaries going door to door in the hood.

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  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


    "Would you be interested in listening to our ModernSoul/Gospeldelic?"
  • Big_StacksBig_Stacks "I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
    Yo Cos,



    I remember this girl named Pam from high school that was a Jehovah's witness. Man, she was FIIIIIIIIIINE, but on the quiet, good-girl tip. Back when I was livin' with my folks (circa '91), the doorbell rang and it was ole' girl at the door with the "good news" (as they say it). It was funny cause I'm wearing my housecoat since I just woke up. Anyway, I let her in, listened to her message, then try to kick some game. Needless to say, it didn't work although she did give me her phone number. I didn't call 'cause I figured she wasn't bonin'!!! I wasn't exactly looking for a good-girl at the time, but that freak for the moment.



    Peace,



    Big Stacks from Kakalak
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    them cats rolled up on me couple months ago. one from pittsburg and the other from salt lake city. started asking about myself and the dude from salt lake was like "yo i was at your show" mormons is down for some u.d. peace, stein. . .
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    I met a Mormon missionary at a record store I worked in. He was looking for crazy obscure hip-hop. I invited him over to my crib where we proceeded to smoke copious amounts of pot. Dude was pretty sick on the mic. I even saw him break someone off, in missionary gear and all. Hommie got rid of his partner for a while (drama), so he spent the day going door to door, meeting potheads, and looking at porn.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I see Mormons in the most gully parts of my hood, walkin' like Jesus got their back. Those cats are focused.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    I see Mormons in the most gully parts of my hood, walkin' like Jesus got their back. Those cats are focused.

    No fucking doubt.
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    I see Mormons in the most gully parts of my hood, walkin' like Jesus got their back. Those cats are brainwashed[/b].


    Oh shit! Sorry to offend.
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    i think our house got taken off their list or something after i answered the door one time in my underwear with geto boys blasting.
  • DJPrestigeDJPrestige 1,710 Posts
    mormons is down for some u.d. peace, stein. . .


    sounds like a new idea for a u.d. shirt....peace, pres.
  • youngEINSTEINyoungEINSTEIN 2,443 Posts
    mormons is down for some u.d. peace, stein. . .


    sounds like a new idea for a u.d. shirt....peace, pres.
    i'm on it. peace, stein. . .
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,632 Posts
    I used to live with my friend and his girlfriend. I come home from work one day to find two mormons in my living room that she had invited in.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts


    One of my favorite Mormons.
  • meatyogremeatyogre 2,080 Posts
    Thats quite a rack o' teeth she's sportin'
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