Best Fat Rapper
jjfad027
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I've only been on here a year so this has probably been discussed. But...Who do YOU think the best fat rapper is ???(if I knew how to make one of those poll thingys I would.I thinks it's E-40 hands down, but regional bias could be to blame for that.(Biggie's a close 2nd)I mean huge too. Eric Sermon doesn't quite count, he's big but not fat.
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There you have it
We should wait for Planet though, as 2Mex might enter the discussion
hello.
i will be signing off now and ignoring everyone's hat.
for the record BIG and Big Pun are both highly overrated.
bye.
(Verse 1):
(Prince Markie D): $3.99 for all you can eat?
Well, I'm a stuff my face to a funki beat!
(Kool Rock Ski): We're gonna walk inside, and guess what's up:
Put some food in my plate, and some Coke in my cup
(Prince Markie D): Give me some chicken, franks, and fries
And you can pass me a lettuce. I'm a pass it by
(Kool Rock Ski): So keep shoveling, (Ha!) onto my plate
Give me some sweets and lots of cake
(Prince Markie D): Give me some hot Macaroni and Cheese!
(Human Beat Box): Give me, some more food PLEASE!!!!
(Kool Rock Ski): Give me some buloni, salami, and ham
Toast with butter and strawberry jam
(Prince Markie D): I love it whether the food is cold or hot
Put a burger on the plate, and it'll hit the spot
(Kool Rock Ski): We'll eat everything. An incredible feat
$3.99 for all you can eat!
(Chorus 4x): All you can eat!
(Prince Markie D): (I'm hungry!)
Ha.. I was just posting this same pic.
Not the best but one of my favorites.
Bite your tongue--Pun is highly overrated; BIG is not.
"Ay-yo I shatter dreams like Jordan, assault and batter your team
Your squadron'll be barred from rap like Adam & Eve from the garden..."
"...Cuz everybody's checkin for Pun second to none
Cuz Latins going platinum was destine to come
The inevitable, heavenly better than whatever you do
We eligible, GS's incredibly credible..."
Unless you're Puerto Rican--and therefore have a forgivable bias--saying Pun is one of the greatest is highly suspect.
FAUX pinned the tail on the donkey with that one.
"'Cause he's the overweightloverHeavyD!"
Sorry, not fat enough.
Basically; the amplified sound of saliva sloshing around in the side of his mouth alone disqualifies him from greatness.
DIDDLY DIDDLY DIDDLY DEE
How many times have I heard the litle italy/diddlley/etc cadence...
have you ever met biz?... he's fat as hell!
man, I respect the dead, but this shit is not only true, it's hilarious. I once seent that dude perform while sitting on a stool on stage. He would only say the first 3 or 4 words of each line, and Cuban Link would finish the rest of for him because Pun was out of breath.
real sad.
Sadly, I have not met the man. I could be mistaken. Does anyone have his stats ?
No stats, but he was doing a routine where he took off his shirt and was rocking doubles crossing over the fader with his stomach at SPM's old club. After about 10 minutes of this the crossfader stem broke off.
Ok he's fat enough. But other than seniority (and having everthing), he's got nothing on 40
He's still a little pudgy, but no longer portly.
you sure thats not Sinbad?