ummmm.... you guys fine the chimera corpses and jackalopes disturbing, but some dude kills a shitload of kittens and arranges their corpses in a tea party and its cute? Weird.
There is nothing wrong with the chimeras, manticores, or jackalopes (except that the list doesn't include monopods). My issue with that site concerned the very expensive mummified rats, pickled offal, and the like.
Now, let me make this absolutely clear: a shitlaod of dead kittens arranged into a tableau (diorama?) is beyond cute; it's fully next level, big dude, and . When you see my Paradise Garage vs. Wigan Casino tableaux you'll understand. Also planned is a "basement dig" set-up with funky capybaras enduring mould and dankness to unearth funky raer. There's also been a few PMs about doing a DJ Shadow roundtable with adoring fans. Shadow would be a gerbil and his fans would be Hamsters with nifty little backpacks. I'm so excited.
Now, let me make this absolutely clear: a shitlaod of dead kittens arranged into a tableau (diorama?) is beyond cute; it's fully next level, big dude, and . When you see my Paradise Garage vs. Wigan Casino tableaux you'll understand. Also planned is a "basement dig" set-up with funky capybaras enduring mould and dankness to unearth funky raer. There's also been a few PMs about doing a DJ Shadow roundtable with adoring fans. Shadow would be a gerbil and his fans would be Hamsters with nifty little backpacks. I'm so excited.
If anybody wants to pitch in, let me know.
I'm game.
So how do we kill all the kittens but keep them in good condition for display? Whenever I kill my kittens the shovel always ends up crushing their heads. Then again, I never really have had much point to it, so maybe if I learn taxidermy I can make little kitten head plates to keep their heads in shape. Then I can use those silly little rolly bouncy stick-on eyeballs so when you shake them their eyes roll around. Tee hee!
Better yet, we can recreate this with a real dead squirrel:
The only thing I have to say to these displays is that I wish I was a good enough Photoshop guy (I'm not) to recreate a school scene entirely composed with dead children. Or maybe have someone's dead grandpa mounted with a dildo in his hand or licking someone's dead grandma's ass or something.
Now, let me make this absolutely clear: a shitlaod of dead kittens arranged into a tableau (diorama?) is beyond cute; it's fully next level, big dude, and . When you see my Paradise Garage vs. Wigan Casino tableaux you'll understand. Also planned is a "basement dig" set-up with funky capybaras enduring mould and dankness to unearth funky raer. There's also been a few PMs about doing a DJ Shadow roundtable with adoring fans. Shadow would be a gerbil and his fans would be Hamsters with nifty little backpacks. I'm so excited.
If anybody wants to pitch in, let me know.
I'm game.
So how do we kill all the kittens but keep them in good condition for display? Whenever I kill my kittens the shovel always ends up crushing their heads. Then again, I never really have had much point to it, so maybe if I learn taxidermy I can make little kitten head plates to keep their heads in shape. Then I can use those silly little rolly bouncy stick-on eyeballs so when you shake them their eyes roll around. Tee hee!
Better yet, we can recreate this with a real dead squirrel:
The only thing I have to say to these displays is that I wish I was a good enough Photoshop guy (I'm not) to recreate a school scene entirely composed with dead children. Or maybe have someone's dead grandpa mounted with a dildo in his hand or licking someone's dead grandma's ass or something.
That's what I'm talking about.
Once again, leave it to grafwriter to post the most discusting shit in a taxidermy thread without even posting a jpeg. I know ive said it before, but you are truly a gross individual. I want to wash my hands just reading your shit.
So how do we kill all the kittens but keep them in good condition for display? Whenever I kill my kittens the shovel always ends up crushing their heads. Then again, I never really have had much point to it, so maybe if I learn taxidermy I can make little kitten head plates to keep their heads in shape. Then I can use those silly little rolly bouncy stick-on eyeballs so when you shake them their eyes roll around. Tee hee!
Better yet, we can recreate this with a real dead squirrel:
The only thing I have to say to these displays is that I wish I was a good enough Photoshop guy (I'm not) to recreate a school scene entirely composed with dead children. Or maybe have someone's dead grandpa mounted with a dildo in his hand or licking someone's dead grandma's ass or something.
"You are bidding on three real and BIG frogs taxidermy excersising threesome style. This mount is in excellent condition. For any questions please Email me."
"You are bidding on three real and BIG frogs taxidermy excersising threesome style. This mount is in excellent condition. For any questions please Email me."
"You are bidding on three real and BIG frogs taxidermy excersising threesome style. This mount is in excellent condition. For any questions please Email me."
Wow. What else can you say but 'wow'? There are some people in this world that make everything alright; this taxidermist is one of them. Please to include the ebay link so I can introduce anthropomorphised frog sex taxidermy into my life.
Ok, can we agree on who's going to bid on what? That way we won't have drive up the price unnecessarily. I've got dibs on the armadillos and at least one of the sexy toads. Is that cool? Crinky, you can have the aligators holding things.
Ok, can we agree on who's going to bid on what? That way we won't have drive up the price unnecessarily. I've got dibs on the armadillos and at least one of the sexy toads. Is that cool? Crinky, you can have the aligators holding things.
I've been totally blown away by the wild and strange world of artistic taxidermy. Yes, I may have once called myself a taxidermy fan, but thanks to soulstrut I now realised just how little dude I am. You'll find no fornicating frogs in my apartment and, sadly, no mouse fairies either. I have so much work to do before I can be a great collectro of the animals.
Once again, leave it to grafwriter to post the most discusting shit in a taxidermy thread without even posting a jpeg. I know ive said it before, but you are truly a gross individual. I want to wash my hands just reading your shit.
You have got to be the biggest crybaby bitch I have ever had the displeasure to read.
That being said, my point is that I don't think that massacring small animals and posing their corpses in "humorous" positions should be any more acceptable than doing it to humans. You wouldn't want someone to massacre your family and pose their corpses in "humorous" positions, would you? You wouldn't want to be murdered and stuffed and posed in a human threesome display in some creature's living room, would you? I didn't think so.
That being said, my point is that I don't think that massacring small animals and posing their corpses in "humorous" positions should be any more acceptable than doing it to humans.
That being said, my point is that I don't think that massacring small animals and posing their corpses in "humorous" positions should be any more acceptable than doing it to humans.
That being said, my point is that I don't think that massacring small animals and posing their corpses in "humorous" positions should be any more acceptable than doing it to humans.
At an office in downtown Tempe, the mounted heads of a businessman's son and daughter, killed in an auto accident.
Oh well in that case, carry on then. Wonder when these things are gonna start turning up on eBay?
[i]Gloria admits that having a dead body in the house isn't for everybody, and it's not without small problems, outside the realm of what unknowing visitors might or might not think of the family's actions. Though Preserve A Life has by all accounts done a marvelous job of treating Mrs. Dunlop's skin, stretching it over a fiberglass model made to fit her proportions exactly, and inserting glass eyes, with the option of leaving the eyelids open or closed, there are occasional rips and tears that have to be daubed with a special putty from the Preserve A Life Home Repair Kit. Additionally, a lingering, musty smell sometimes hovers about Mrs. Dunlop, an odor technicians at Preserve A Life say has nothing to do with death, but is a natural product of the skin of seniors, referred to by some as "that old person smell." Gloria often leaves potpourri near Mrs. Dunlop's body, or simply uses Glade air freshener./I>
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There is nothing wrong with the chimeras, manticores, or jackalopes (except that the list doesn't include monopods). My issue with that site concerned the very expensive mummified rats, pickled offal, and the like.
Now, let me make this absolutely clear: a shitlaod of dead kittens arranged into a tableau (diorama?) is beyond cute; it's fully next level, big dude, and
If anybody wants to pitch in, let me know.
Can you steal it for me? Stealing taxidermy from universities to get your collection going is hiphop.
I'm game.
So how do we kill all the kittens but keep them in good condition for display? Whenever I kill my kittens the shovel always ends up crushing their heads.
Better yet, we can recreate this with a real dead squirrel:
The only thing I have to say to these displays is that I wish I was a good enough Photoshop guy (I'm not) to recreate a school scene entirely composed with dead children. Or maybe have someone's dead grandpa mounted with a dildo in his hand or licking someone's dead grandma's ass or something.
That's what I'm talking about.
Once again, leave it to grafwriter to post the most discusting shit in a taxidermy thread without even posting a jpeg. I know ive said it before, but you are truly a gross individual. I want to wash my hands just reading your shit.
I hope you're just playing agent provocateur.
This thread is nasty.
The arms on the first one unnerve me slightly but second photo is perfect. Imagine finding that in your wedding bouquet.
Yes, they're playing cricket.
Surely the band's proximity to the cricket pitch contravenes all kinds of Health and Safety regulations?
Hyphy music version
"You are bidding on three real and BIG frogs taxidermy excersising threesome style. This mount is in excellent condition. For any questions please Email me."
oh my.
So many questions I want to ask him.
Wow. What else can you say but 'wow'? There are some people in this world that make everything alright; this taxidermist is one of them. Please to include the ebay link so I can introduce anthropomorphised frog sex taxidermy into my life.
Hello new wallpaper!
Ok, can we agree on who's going to bid on what? That way we won't have drive up the price unnecessarily. I've got dibs on the armadillos and at least one of the sexy toads. Is that cool? Crinky, you can have the aligators holding things.
Mouse Angel
And this.
"Constructed of heavy fiberglass, hand painted complete with bracket and wall hook"
I can't believe fellow taxidermy collectros are falling for this
"You are bidding on a pair on real and big frogs taxidermy excersising doggy style. This mount is in excellent condition[/b]."
fair enough.
HAHAHAH!!!
I guess this would be a NSFW post, eh?
SG
You have got to be the biggest crybaby bitch I have ever had the displeasure to read.
That being said, my point is that I don't think that massacring small animals and posing their corpses in "humorous" positions should be any more acceptable than doing it to humans. You wouldn't want someone to massacre your family and pose their corpses in "humorous" positions, would you? You wouldn't want to be murdered and stuffed and posed in a human threesome display in some creature's living room, would you? I didn't think so.
That shit is sick.
hatter.
At an office in downtown Tempe, the mounted heads of a businessman's son and daughter, killed in an auto accident.
Oh well in that case, carry on then. Wonder when these things are gonna start turning up on eBay?
[i]Gloria admits that having a dead body in the house isn't for everybody, and it's not without small problems, outside the realm of what unknowing visitors might or might not think of the family's actions. Though Preserve A Life has by all accounts done a marvelous job of treating Mrs. Dunlop's skin, stretching it over a fiberglass model made to fit her proportions exactly, and inserting glass eyes, with the option of leaving the eyelids open or closed, there are occasional rips and tears that have to be daubed with a special putty from the Preserve A Life Home Repair Kit. Additionally, a lingering, musty smell sometimes hovers about Mrs. Dunlop, an odor technicians at Preserve A Life say has nothing to do with death, but is a natural product of the skin of seniors, referred to by some as "that old person smell." Gloria often leaves potpourri near Mrs. Dunlop's body, or simply uses Glade air freshener./I>
This article gets major sick humor points.