I'm not bonus-bound, but if I had a grand just drop in my lap right now it'd go in the "down payment on a house" jar and stop thinking of all the other stuff I could do with it....
After reading the threads about marraige, I think I would use a grand to buy a wife. Apparently you can get very nice ones for the cost of a plain ticket from Russia. If I should have any money left over, I'll get some meth, acid, and pot to enjoy during my honeymoon.
After reading the threads about marraige, I think I would use a grand to buy a wife. Apparently you can get very nice ones for the cost of a plain ticket from Russia. If I should have any money left over, I'll get some meth, acid, and pot to enjoy during my honeymoon a leash to keep her from running.
a vacation from life for a week if possible...head out to DEEPSTANKFUNK'S pad in brooklyn... where he at anyway...havent seen a post from him in a while>
y'all know that he and i are two different people, right? that pic was next to a fender rhodes when i googled it... figured, with all that extra cash, might as well get an extension.
y'all know that he and i are two different people, right? that pic was next to a fender rhodes when i googled it... figured, with all that extra cash, might as well get an extension.
yes i know.
I guess i have to explain the joke (or fact)
You and mole are gay together. And you are buying a bigger cock to put in one of moles openings.
y'all know that he and i are two different people, right? that pic was next to a fender rhodes when i googled it... figured, with all that extra cash, might as well get an extension.
yes i know.
I guess i have to explain the joke (or fact)
You and mole are gay together. And you are buying a bigger cock to put in one of moles openings.
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Say your wife said it was OK to spend a G on yourself. I'm thinking a home studio starter kit or putting a Martin on layaway.
or
$250 for a 45 or two
$250 for the wife
$500 in the Roth IRA
METH?
or ACID
Them schitts is only going for like $200 on Ebay these days, sometimes less
or
A snowboarding trip to Whistler/Kicking Horse region
Yeah actually for a little more than that on ebay I'd get an Akai S1100.
what's wrong with the one you have?
morcockomole needs just that. More cock.
$5,000. Hustle hustle hustle, baby.
yes i know.
I guess i have to explain the joke (or fact)
You and mole are gay together. And you are buying a bigger cock to put in one of moles openings.
just one? the mole hole?