FRIDAY AFTERNOON PARTY PATROL

Terry_ClubbupTerry_Clubbup 833 Posts
edited April 2005 in Strut Central
HEY. We're doing it over in ANNOUNCEMENTS this week!Come on over and grab yourself a beer, there's some in the fridgeand there's also probably some left in that blue cooler.[/b]Nightkrawler can you remember to bring that one 45 ?Also, coselmed can you bring those pills I was talking to you about?coolPaychizzle can you roll one.What's up! Mylantacy, I heard yo don't drink beer, whell guesswhat, james left a huge bottle of CLEAR TANK in my freezer, andthe Tonic Water isn't totally flat.[/b]Killer, see y'all in ANNONCEMNETS[/b]

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  • Is it cool if I bring a burrito?


    School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon



    Friday, April 29, 2005

    (04-29) 13:08 PDT Clovis, N.M. (AP) --

    A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

    Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

    The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

    "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

    State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

    In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

    "There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

    After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

    Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

    "The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

    Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

    "He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.

    The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

    "We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

    After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

    "The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

    "Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."




  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts

    Mylantacy, I heard yo don't drink beer

    ???

    BEER IS THE CORNERSTONE OF THE NUTRITIOUS FRIDAY PARTY PATROL

    GREY GOOSE IS NICE TOO, THOUGH

    PLAESE TO POUR ME ONE OF THOSE FANY JAPANESE BUDWEISER LADIES

    THX!

  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts



    School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon





  • PLAESE TO POUR ME ONE OF THOSE FANY JAPANESE BUDWEISER LADIES

    THX!

    MANY FANY.[/b]



    MANY MANY FANY.[/b]




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  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts




    yr html javascript skills are the best things I've seen all week

    dreading the weekend (GOTTA GRIND+HAUL THIS WEEKEND, TOE UP IN A UHAUL) but loving the FRI.PAATAYPATROL





    saying





    MANNY FANY

    THANKS FOR INVITING ME TO PAATY



    SAA !

    TAA !

    TAY !



    UHH, YESSSIR.

  • If I have to bring the 45 I get to bring Oliver too.



  • high_chigh_c 1,384 Posts
    [color:white]??what in a son of the shit?[color:black]

    advanced message board user

  • phono13phono13 842 Posts
    I'm crashing this party![/b]





    say...this isn't that friday cuddle party patrol thing is it?
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