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FUCKING ZOMBIES!!!!

pointmanpointman 1,042 Posts
edited April 2005 in Strut Central
Man Fucking Zombies.From: http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htmCambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sulLebanese army commandos move into Anjar after the withdrawal of Syrian troopsCanine sacrificed by locals to ward off evil spirits.There has been a small outbreak of ???zombism??? in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it???s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during ???resurrection.???Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

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  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    HOLY FUCKING SHIT
  • KineticKinetic 3,739 Posts
    I have serious trouble believing this is possible.
  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts

    wait a sec...this reminds me of a link to an article about tupac still being alive that was posted up here a while ago...
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,917 Posts
    I have serious trouble believing this is possible.

    Look at the URL and you'll have even more.
  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    hahaha that shit had me for a second

    but this gave it away:

    Canine sacrificed by locals to ward off evil spirits.



    that picture is from Charles White
  • peacefulrotationpeacefulrotation 3,481 Posts
    fucker
  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    yeah, that was almost not funny!
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    Yup, BBC went from using that crappy "bbc.co.uk" to the much more efficent "http://65.127.124.62".
  • asprinasprin 1,765 Posts
    Man, I was about to lose it until the knowlege endowed strutters shed some light no this...whew. That'll be the day....zombies. Yikes.
  • MondeyanoMondeyano Reykjavik 863 Posts
    Yup, BBC went from using that crappy "bbc.co.uk" to the much more efficent "http://65.127.124.62".
    Instant tip-off, no?
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