ALL THAT BOY DO IS FUCK AND MAKE BEATS!

bonzaisk8

is what my neighbor just yelled out to me. hilarious.what funny things have you heard from your neighbors recently?hollur.

TREW

what funny things have you heard from your neighbors recently?

stop stealing my newspaper

Otis_Funkmeyer

Are you sure it wasn't "Fuckin' make beats"?



Or are you having volume control problems during your sexual exploits and/or porno marathons?

bonzaisk8

pretty sure, but thanks for asking.

bassie

how was your Toronto gig on Friday?

bonzaisk8

pretty fun. the sound system was somewhat busted, so that kind of killed it for me, not to mention that I didn't have a monitor to hear my mixing with. But the whole make it funky crew were real cool and it was definitely fun hanging with them. Toronto is a dope ass city. Hopefully will be rolling back there soon.

cheers.

Rez

Do you have to pay yer Postman extra?

Rez

bonzaisk8

dont know what you mean by that holmes. please to explain.

Rez

what funny things have you heard from your neighbors recently?

hollur.

"Do you have to pay yer Postman extra"? Said my nabor to me...sorry all - slow on the IT take-up here sometimez...

Rez

mandrew

what funny things have you heard from your neighbors recently?

hollur.

"Do you have to pay yer Postman extra"? Said my nabor to me...sorry all - slow on the IT take-up here sometimez...

Rez

oh. i thought you were making a joke on kidgusto, like "do you have to pay your postman extra (for fucking him)?"

i thought it was funny.

my neighbor got me drunk yesterday and bought me a monster appetizer platter and mini-cheeseburgers at some cornball bar on sunset strip. she tried to pawn me off on her bartender friend and asked me advice on how to send sexy text messages to her boyfriend... no memorable quotes though - but only because i can't remember much.
i do remember her talking about masterbating in her bathtub while her bartender friend took pictures. needless to say, i am pretty happy to have such nice neighbors. she also has a beautiful puppy pitbull.

mylatency

You just took this thread to the next level.

nevaspendnocheez

what funny things have you heard from your neighbors recently?

"WUSSUP DOCTAH ?"

FunkyFlatulent

Black drunk next door came over at explained to me in detail for about 30 minutes why he hates "NIGGERS" (meaning all black people). And how he's down with the white people cause they don't steal your trash and say thank you.

Gnat

Alright Kidgusto, this was a great effort on your part to tell everyone that you make music and get laid. FINE! Your're living the dream...whoopty-fuckin-doo!







just joshin...I'm living the dream too...just more quietly than you!



On the funny neighbor tip, I had a female crack-head-homeless-transient-addict-type knock on my metal security door and say, "Hey white boy, it's my birthday, why don't you come out and show me all that ass..."



Needless to say I DID NOT show her all that ass...but supposing I DID, it might have been AMAZING...



gNAT

Raystar

...what funny things have you heard from your neighbors recently?

My neighbor has jokes about the Eagles... but he's a Packers fan! Go figure.

canonical

This happened to my friend and his led-zepplin-banging neihbour:

After finding a wasp nest near his garage my friend put on a rain suite (those nasty yellow ones), a indiana jones-esque hat, attatched stockings from the hat-brim to the collar (a face-protector), put plastic bags over his hands, and had rubber boots on. All of this was to protect him from the bee's. It was also in the middle of the summer and very hot.

He takes three steps out his front door and the neihbour looks up and yells:

"It ain't raining CAPTAIN!"

bonzaisk8

lol.

good one el capitan.

scones

last neighbour we heard a peep out of was this old drunk whose marriage was falling apart

you heard hollars such as '20 years, weve been together 20 years' and 'take the dog just take the god damn dog'

and then he smashed shit up and got more drunk. oh yeah his phone cut out while he was calling the hospital to find out if his dad was alive after an operation, he was all ' i just wanna know if my dads ok, for fuck sakess!'

Delay

my hipster neighbors upstairs were JUMPING, making my whole house shake last week. I ran upstairs on some kill shit, banging on the door. dude comes to the door w/ the burger king mask on w/ some electroclash shit playing. I didnt even say anything. just looked at him like, WHAT THE!?! he told me they were having a "dance party".

"great man, well i live below your dance party, so please stop."

him. "you guys are our age, you should be doing more stuff like this"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

djr

My wife came in from the backyard and said that the neighbors were burning leaves on a hibachi.....just a ridiculous mental image.......

CousinLarry

my hipster neighbors upstairs were JUMPING, making my whole house shake last week. I ran upstairs on some kill shit, banging on the door. dude comes to the door w/ the burger king mask on w/ some electroclash shit playing. I didnt even say anything. just looked at him like, WHAT THE!?! he told me they were having a "dance party".

"great man, well i live below your dance party, so please stop."

him. "you guys are our age, you should be doing more stuff like this"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

Tell them to take that shit to theclub.com.

NewLifeTrio

Last thing my folks neighbours (and currently mine) said to us was something about us being "bloody arabs" after a tirade of unjustfied racist bullshit aimed at my dad. My dad told him if he heard anymore shit from him, he'd break his neck. And he's not said anything to us since. That was 15 years ago.