Unattainable Boobies Thread 4 Day PhilMost (NSFW)

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  • karlophonekarlophone 1,697 Posts

    BUT WE ALL KNOW ITS NOT ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE MAST OF YOUR SHIP (OR OTHER SEAFARING VESSLE), ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN (DURING SEX). AND ONLY GOD CAN CONTROL THE OCEAN. THATS WHY I RECOMMENED ASKING GOD IN YOUR NIGHTLY PRAYERS BEFORE BED (EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE A HORNY NAKED GUY/GAL IN YOUR BED WITH U) TO GRANT YOU THE GIFT OF PATROLLING THE HIGH SEAS FOR STRAY WATERCRAFT TO HELP THOSE IN NEED OF A LITTLE BJ TO SOAR FROM THEIR WATERY GRAVE WITH BAT WINGS TO THE RICHNESS OF THE PERFECT STORM-STYLE HEIGHTS WITH A VERSION OF GEORGE CLOONEY MADE OUT OF WATER THAT LOOKS LIKE THE T1000 FROM T2: JUDGEMENT DAY



  • sleepy boob pillows =

    hah

  • DeeRockDeeRock 1,836 Posts
    my ex has some biguns...bitch is a certified psycho though.



    never ever ever ever ever date a tweeker, ever. for real. not ever.

    Psycho? Come on Daze, Stevie Wonder could have seen that!!!!


  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts

    There's Something About Dali





  • THE PERFECT PAIR



  • she kind of looks like a chubby Courtney Cox with a booger on her face.
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