You Know You Have a Digging Problem When..........
RAJ
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+ You base where you go on vacation on whether or not there are good records there+ Soul Strut is the first and last thing you see daily+ You pitch a fit when your wife says you can't go digging this weekend+ You spend $400/month on records but its'a hassle to buy your wife earrings for her birthday+ 6 hours of eBay browser refreshing per day+ All IM buddies are fellow diggers / struttersthe list goes on.
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... you plead guilty to all of the above
The verdict:[/b]
You sir, are a little dude!
+ You outbid your homie on a record
+ You have popsike plugin search bar in Firefox
+ You have disco records with Japanese poly sleeves on them
+ Your wife says "don't you have enough records?" and you answer "No"
+ Rare forms of mold do not bother you
+ It's hard to socialize with non-record nerds
+ Your weekend calendar is filled up with record shows
so true....
The pizza guy sees a shelf behind you and says 'man, I thought I had a lot of records', not knowing there are several more shelves...
+ you continue to buy records for future use
without having a clue what it could be
and this even appliess to a semi-digger with no time and no money for records.
You see the doctor now and then for strange forms of rash.
You still use the "just 15 minutes" line to your girlfriend.
You get a reissue for your birthday. You listen to it. You like it. You buy the OG (and trade away the reissue).
You will hold off going the washroom forever, just to go through a ton of records.
When you end up buying the whole lot, eventhough only 20% of it is good or worth it.
You always have a pair of gloves in your pocket.
You don't go out friday night cause you wanna go digging the next day.
God damn, I'm guilty of alot of this shit.
My wife loves the "give me 15 minutes" request when we're out.
And stopping at every odd shop that looks like it may have records....
And she's giving me attitude because I want to go out record shopping instead of doing yardwork this weekend.......owning a house can be a real pain in the ass.
And I have gone without eating for 6-8 hours to look through records.....although I have gotten smarter - I now pack a cliff bar or some other nourishment bar for the mid-record shopping snack.
+ When you ask your grandparents hit up their friends to see if they have any old record laying around
You receive more e-mails from e-bay than from anyone else (especially "watched items ending soon" alerts).