Do you want to touch my monkey???

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  • flunkflunk 230 Posts

    that??s some stinkin bullsh

    good dead monkeys are hard to come by.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts

    But eager bidders beware. How is your wife and/or girlfriend gonna react to this 'pet'?
    Even worse, what about the 1 night stand that sees this little animal lying beside your bed?



    J

    My play grandma has 2 fetuses that she keeps in the basement.

    She used to keep them in the living room but it creeped out some of her guests.


  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    As for the monkey, if you won it, you could always make nice little outfits to dress it up. A tuxedo or cowboy outfit would definitely be cool!

    Handsewing miniature monkeypants = endless hours of creepy fun for Reynaldo

  • BreakSelfBreakSelf 2,925 Posts

    As for the monkey, if you won it, you could always make nice little outfits to dress it up. A tuxedo or cowboy outfit would definitely be cool!

    Handsewing miniature monkeypants = endless hours of creepy fun for Reynaldo

    ...even on a stuffed monkey.



  • But eager bidders beware. How is your wife and/or girlfriend gonna react to this 'pet'?
    Even worse, what about the 1 night stand that sees this little animal lying beside your bed?



    J

    My play grandma has 2 fetuses that she keeps in the basement.

    She used to keep them in the living room but it creeped out some of her guests.

    Riiiight, you should've brought that up on Blind Date.

    "Ew!"


  • But eager bidders beware. How is your wife and/or girlfriend gonna react to this 'pet'?
    Even worse, what about the 1 night stand that sees this little animal lying beside your bed?



    J

    My play grandma has 2 fetuses that she keeps in the basement.

    She used to keep them in the living room but it creeped out some of her guests.

    Riiiight, you should've brought that up on Blind Date.

    "Ew!"



    Is your play grandma from Kansas?

    Police Give Man Amputated Foot Back
    Updated: Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005 - 5:00 PM

    LAWRENCE, Kan. (AP) - Ezekiel Rubottom now has his left foot back exactly where he wants it _ in a bucket on the front porch. Police in Kansas have returned the amputated foot to him after seizing it during the weekend to check out just how it got there.

    The 21-year-old man's foot was amputated three weeks ago after a series of medical problems, and he started keeping it in a five-gallon bucket filled with formaldehyde.

    It came to the attention of police after a call from a parent whose child reported seeing the severed foot. Officers who went to the home late Saturday night found the foot, and some of Rubottom's friends, but no sign of Rubottom himself.

    Unsure of what to make of the unusual discovery, police confiscated the severed foot and put it into evidence storage.

    "We had to make sure that no crime had been committed," Sgt. Dan Ward said.

    Rubottom, an artist, recovering methamphetamine addict and occasional hip-hop master of ceremonies[/b], said he was born with a clubbed foot and has dealt all his life with pressure sores and infections. An infection this summer became so severe that doctors at Lawrence Memorial Hospital decided it should be amputated.

    Rubottom asked to have the severed foot. A pathologist at the hospital checked to make sure it wouldn't be a hazard and told him he could have it, provided he kept it in a container labeled with instructions for handling the formaldehyde.

    Karen Shumate, a vice president at the hospital, said people can keep parts removed from their bodies if they want them.

    "They've had women that want their uterus," she said. "People take tonsils. They take appendixes. I think it's unusual that someone would want a foot, but it's within their rights because it's theirs."

    After a friend picked up the bucket at a hardware store, Rubottom added several objects as well as the severed foot _ including a porcelain horse and can of beer _ to make what he called "a collage of myself." He also cut off two of the toes, saying he was considering giving them to friends.

    On Monday, police returned the foot to Rubottom after taking him to the hospital, where he signed a release allowing them to see his medical records.

    "It's cool. It's all good," said Rubottom. "Now I've got my foot back. That's all I wanted.

    "I'm not sick or, like, a danger," he said of his decision to keep and display the foot. "I just wanted my foot ... I just figured I'd do with it whatever I pleased."

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts


    someone PLEASE makes this mother dance..
    He's just bout ready to throwdown fo shure.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts

    But eager bidders beware. How is your wife and/or girlfriend gonna react to this 'pet'?
    Even worse, what about the 1 night stand that sees this little animal lying beside your bed?



    J

    My play grandma has 2 fetuses that she keeps in the basement.

    She used to keep them in the living room but it creeped out some of her guests.

    Riiiight, you should've brought that up on Blind Date.

    "Ew!"



    Is your play grandma from Kansas?

    no actually she is Canadian. Her husband got the fetuses back in the 30's at worlds fair. He was a professor and was offered the fetuses by another professor friend.

    I'ts only creepy if you look at it from a non-scientific point of view. The weird thing is they are both stored in Mayo jars and the fluid inside has evaporated a bit and I'm wondering how much longer they will hold up before the start to decompose

    70+ years and still going

  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts

    But eager bidders beware. How is your wife and/or girlfriend gonna react to this 'pet'?
    Even worse, what about the 1 night stand that sees this little animal lying beside your bed?



    J

    My play grandma has 2 fetuses that she keeps in the basement.

    She used to keep them in the living room but it creeped out some of her guests.

    Riiiight, you should've brought that up on Blind Date.

    "Ew!"



    Is your play grandma from Kansas?

    no actually she is Canadian. Her husband got the fetuses back in the 30's at worlds fair. He was a professor and was offered the fetuses by another professor friend.

    I'ts only creepy if you look at it from a non-scientific point of view. The weird thing is they are both stored in Mayo jars and the fluid inside has evaporated a bit and I'm wondering how much longer they will hold up before the start to decompose

    70+ years and still going

    Couldn't you replenish the fluid?
    Medical supplies store?

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    I'ts only creepy if you look at it from a non-scientific point of view.

    that used to be my best pick-up line.

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts

    But eager bidders beware. How is your wife and/or girlfriend gonna react to this 'pet'?
    Even worse, what about the 1 night stand that sees this little animal lying beside your bed?



    J

    My play grandma has 2 fetuses that she keeps in the basement.

    She used to keep them in the living room but it creeped out some of her guests.

    Riiiight, you should've brought that up on Blind Date.

    "Ew!"



    Is your play grandma from Kansas?

    no actually she is Canadian. Her husband got the fetuses back in the 30's at worlds fair. He was a professor and was offered the fetuses by another professor friend.

    I'ts only creepy if you look at it from a non-scientific point of view. The weird thing is they are both stored in Mayo jars and the fluid inside has evaporated a bit and I'm wondering how much longer they will hold up before the start to decompose

    70+ years and still going

    Couldn't you replenish the fluid?
    Medical supplies store?

    well that would be the easy part, the tough part is opening an air tight jar and not exposing the fetus to the outside elements.

    If anyone out there has experience in hydrating fetuses please post your advice or (page me)

  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    I'ts only creepy if you look at it from a non-scientific point of view.

    that used to be my best pick-up line.

    classic!

    ---- That's where I'm at

  • no actually she is Canadian. Her husband got the fetuses back in the 30's at worlds fair.

    Canadian. That explains it.

    I'm curious, did the other professor run a booth of any sort? Like dunk 'em?

    I'ts only creepy if you look at it from a non-scientific point of view. The weird thing is they are both stored in Mayo jars and the fluid inside has evaporated a bit and I'm wondering how much longer they will hold up before the start to decompose

    Mayo jars... scientific. Riiiight.

    Go get some more formaldehyde. That should do it.


    Either that or some pickling vinegar.

  • i remember seeing a couple fetuses in those jars back in elementary school, and being disturbed by them.
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